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      Americas Best What?

jokes, funny pics, & ... your mama!

Use these links to access all the jokes, pics, sarcasm and, um, other useless crap Blakk Frogg has posted on this site over the years.... ENJOY!

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    Use these links to access (much) older pages from this site... if you're some kinda' retarded archeologist. Loser. ;)

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    cool clothes & more from Frogg!

    Blakk Frogg advances his sarcasm by digging deep in his beer-soaked brain for cool ideas so that you can tell the world to put a cock in it!

    blakk frogg: sarcastic for life
    blakk frogg is sarcastic for life

    Blakk Frogg heard you scream, "tie me up tight & wear me out" before you had to pick your speed 'cuz you were ready to screw a texas tart at the end of a cheap date... Hopefully ya' did-r-good!

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  • americas-best.com: another blakk frogg production
          Funny Pictures, Cartoons & Graphics From Americas Best?
    blakk frogg aims to please -- your old lady!

    Blakk Frogg says, "You all need to thank the local bartenders in Frogg's neck of the woods for all their hard work. Keeping that Frogg's beer mug full takes effort!" On another note, each page in this section of Americas-Best.Com has 15 funny pictures hosted on Americas Best and you can get the cut-n-paste code to post them on MySpace or other social networking sites here.


    Americas Best MySpace Comments by Clicking the Random Image Above


    • inner city barbie -- After losing her vast fortunes to drugs and too much partying w/ Ken, Barbie left the suburbs and took up residence in a real shithole and starte reproducing like a sex-crazed rabbit w/ the drug dealers on her front stoop.

    • jussi pussi -- Oh yes, Blakk Frogg loves going to the stores that sell this.

    • kiek in de kok -- This... just... sounds... WRONG.

    • lick a little pussy -- Everyone should do this. Don't blame Blakk Frogg, though, if you get too much fur on your tongue.

    • mature christmas wrapping paper -- Christmas mooning. Not a typographical error, either. Blakk Frogg intended to type 'mooning'.

    • mature christmas wrapping paper -- Who knew that Mr. and Mrs. Clause had a leather and bdsm fetish...

    • mature christmas wrapping paper -- Santa Clause enjoys a wonderful upskirt moment with Mrs. Clause.

    • mature christmas wrapping paper -- Mr. Snowman gives the cold, hard bone from behind to Mrs. Snowman.

    • mature christmas wrapping paper -- Santa goes on vactaion with sexy ladies.

    • mini dickmanns -- Mini or otherwise, Blakk Frogg will NOT eat this product. Someting about the word 'dick' on the package causes him to lose his appetite.

    • nice tits dog -- A cute puppy winks and compliments your breasts, er, tits.

    • prick -- Instinct tells me this snack food will NOT get eaten by most American males

    • shito mix -- Blakk Frogg refuses to eat anything that looks as though it may be called 'shit mix'.

    • sorority slut barbie -- Everyone knows about Barbie's checkered past and now your kids can re-enact Barbie's life as a 'popular' college student

    • vergina beer -- Mmmm.... A beer with a name that greatly resembles a part of the female anatomy. What IS that white stuff? Foam or discharge?!?

    • white trash barbie -- The name says it all. This version of Barbie may as well have fallen off the back of a 4-wheeler and been run over by a semi 'cuz it sure never saw he light of day in a toy store!


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          Can You Get These Pics/Cartoons As Free MySapce Comments?
    blakk frogg loves it when you talk about free myspace comments!

    Choose from all of these pics or any of the other 1,500+ images currently available! Use the simple cut-n-paste myspace HTML on Americas Best MySpace Comments to pimp your MySpace the Blakk Frogg way!

    Or... you can try your luck over at Sarcastic MySpace Comments. In either case, Blakk Frogg really couldn't care less. Now go away! :P

     

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