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      Americas Best What?

jokes, funny pics, & ... your mama!

Use these links to access all the jokes, pics, sarcasm and, um, other useless crap Blakk Frogg has posted on this site over the years.... ENJOY!

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    Use these links to access (much) older pages from this site... if you're some kinda' retarded archeologist. Loser. ;)

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    cool clothes & more from Frogg!

    Blakk Frogg advances his sarcasm by digging deep in his beer-soaked brain for cool ideas so that you can tell the world to put a cock in it!

    blakk frogg: sarcastic for life
    blakk frogg is sarcastic for life

    Blakk Frogg heard you scream, "tie me up tight & wear me out" before you had to pick your speed 'cuz you were ready to screw a texas tart at the end of a cheap date... Hopefully ya' did-r-good!

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  • americas-best.com: another blakk frogg production
          Funny Pictures, Cartoons & Graphics From Americas Best?
    blakk frogg aims to please -- your old lady!

    Blakk Frogg says, "You all need to thank the local bartenders in Frogg's neck of the woods for all their hard work. Keeping that Frogg's beer mug full takes effort!" On another note, each page in this section of Americas-Best.Com has 15 funny pictures hosted on Americas Best and you can get the cut-n-paste code to post them on MySpace or other social networking sites here.


    Americas Best MySpace Comments by Clicking the Random Image Above


    • learn to pimp -- When regular playground bully tactics fail, you can always try your hand at the pimp game.

    • run away -- An instructional guide for kids who wonder what their parents want them to do with their lives.

    • mommy likes box -- With same-sex marriages and relationships gaining in popularity(?) and acceptance(?), it makes perfect sense for kids to learn the lingo of lesbian lust, right?

    • daddy ran off -- Groundbreaking book which tells children exactly what happened in their dysfunctional family.

    • how dinner gets made -- An incredibly well-written book which tells children the proper way to make sure dinner gets cooked.

    • daddy drinks because -- This children's book breaks down the reasons for daddy's alcoholism.

    • Horton hires a hoe -- Even a well-loved storybook elephant needs a little loving, ya' know.

    • "C" is for condom -- Heartwarming adaptation of Cookie Monster's most famous line.

    • why is mommy moaning -- A children's book explaining the reasons for those late night sounds mommy makes.

    • assume the position -- An interesting way of explaining how people felt earlier in 2006 when gas prices rose to ridiculous levels.

    • bar parking lots -- This billboard asks the question at least 2.73 million recently arrested drunk drivers have asked.

    • check out our stool samples -- Something tells Blakk Frogg that Ikea had other ideas in mind when developing this billboard.

    • making us wish for blindness -- Wow. Blakk Frogg seriously wishes he could have gone blind moments before seeing this Speedo billboard.

    • curse of muscle men -- Scathing comment on the nature of muscle men's meat.

    • cure for boredom -- Try a missionary position.


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          Can You Get These Pics/Cartoons As Free MySapce Comments?
    blakk frogg loves it when you talk about free myspace comments!

    Choose from all of these pics or any of the other 1,500+ images currently available! Use the simple cut-n-paste myspace HTML on Americas Best MySpace Comments to pimp your MySpace the Blakk Frogg way!

    Or... you can try your luck over at Sarcastic MySpace Comments. In either case, Blakk Frogg really couldn't care less. Now go away! :P

     

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