Posts Tagged Sex Joke
Woman in Painful Labor
Posted by Blakk Frogg in Adult Humor, Funny Jokes, Humor, Jokes, Sarcastic, Sex Joke on November 3rd, 2009
My girlfriend was in labor with our first child. She was shouting out, “Get this out of me? Give me the drugs.”
She looked at me and said, “You did this to me you bastard!”
I casually replied, “If you would care to remember, I wanted to stick it up your butt… and you said, ‘No, it’ll be too painful.’
Husband Has the Cure for Her Headache
Posted by Blakk Frogg in Adult Humor, Funny Jokes, Humor, Jokes, Sex Joke on October 23rd, 2009
A husband emerged from the bathroom naked and was climbing into bed when his wife complained, as usual, “I have a headache.”
“Perfect” her husband said. “I was just in the bathroom powdering my penis with aspirin. You can take it orally or as a suppository; it’s up to you!”
Rejected Husband Has A Comeback
Posted by Blakk Frogg in Adult Humor, Humor, Jokes, Sex Joke on September 25th, 2009
One night, as a couple lays down for bed, the husband starts rubbing his wife’s arm.
The wife turns over and says “I’m sorry honey, I’ve got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh.”
The husband, rejected, turns over.
A few minutes later, he rolls back over and taps his wife again. “Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow too?”
Fancy Watch Predicts Panties
Posted by Blakk Frogg in Adult Humor, Funny Jokes, Humor, Jokes, Sex Joke on May 14th, 2009
A Navy pilot walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive Woman. He gives her a quick glance then casually looks at his watch for a moment.
The woman notices this, and asks, “Is your date running late?”
“No,” he replies, “I just got this state-of-the-art watch, and I was just testing it.”
The intrigued woman says, “A state-of-the-art watch? What’s so special about it?”
The Navy pilot explains, “It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically.”
The lady says, “What’s it telling you now?”
“Well, it says you’re not wearing any panties….”
The woman giggles and replies, “Well, it must be broken because I am wearing panties!”
The Navy pilot smirks, taps his watch, and says, “Damn thing’s an hour fast.”