Photo on Her Nightstand Scares Him
After a long night of making love, the guy notices a photo of another man on the woman’s nightstand by the bed. He begins to worry. “Is this your husband?” he nervously asks. “No, silly,” she replies, snuggling up to him. “Your boyfriend, then?” he continues. “No, not at all,” she says, nibbling away at [...]
How Do You Play ‘Who Am I?’
One Monday morning, Roy, the UPS man is driving the neighborhood on his usual route. As he approaches one of the homes he noticed that both cars were in the driveway. His wonder was cut short by Bob, the homeowner, coming out with a load of empty beer and liquor bottles. “Wow Bob, looks like [...]
Wife Makes Hubby Happy and Sad at Same Time
A husband and wife were sharing a bottle of wine when the husband said, “I bet you can’t tell me something to make me happy and sad at the same time.” The wife thought for a few moments, then said, “Your pecker is bigger than your brother’s …” Sarcastic MySpace Comments
Woman in Painful Labor
My girlfriend was in labor with our first child. She was shouting out, “Get this out of me? Give me the drugs.” She looked at me and said, “You did this to me you bastard!” I casually replied, “If you would care to remember, I wanted to stick it up your butt… and you said, [...]
Husband Has the Cure for Her Headache
A husband emerged from the bathroom naked and was climbing into bed when his wife complained, as usual, “I have a headache.” “Perfect” her husband said. “I was just in the bathroom powdering my penis with aspirin. You can take it orally or as a suppository; it’s up to you!” Americas Best MySpace Sarcastic Comments
Rejected Husband Has A Comeback
One night, as a couple lays down for bed, the husband starts rubbing his wife’s arm. The wife turns over and says “I’m sorry honey, I’ve got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh.” The husband, rejected, turns over. A few minutes later, he rolls back over and taps his wife again. [...]
Fancy Watch Predicts Panties
A Navy pilot walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive Woman. He gives her a quick glance then casually looks at his watch for a moment. The woman notices this, and asks, “Is your date running late?” “No,” he replies, “I just got this state-of-the-art watch, and I was [...]
