Cat is on a Roll… Watch Out!
Blakk Frogg REALLY hates it when people try to make themselves sound ‘witty’ or ‘cool’ by making completely obvious plays on words… like the cartoon below.
Truth About Tom and Jerry
Everything I needed to know in life… I learned from Tom & Jerry. Seriously. I did. Explains a LOT, right?
Keeping Score w/ Tom & Jerry
Fake Motivational Poster: Realists
Some people look at life in a way that makes ya’ think, “Wow. He (or she) has a unique perspective.” Realists do that sort of thing. They keep it real!
Half Full? Half Empty? This is Piss!
Biased Costume Choices for Halloween
Never really though about this one before, but costumes available for men and women do come in very different sorts. For males the costumes overflow with courage, confidence and bravery. Women’s costumes overflow with… cleavage.
Not complai…
I Decline Your Valentine’s Offer. Seriously.
For those searching for a way to politely decline unwanted Valentine attention, do NOT do something like this:
Do not shoot Cupid or ANYone this Valentine’s Day…Seriously. Not. Worth. It. Seriously.
“Rejection spells the end of a …
Love Does Not Have To Hurt
Just… Wow. As funny as the message in this fake Valentine appears, several companies actually sell kits like this. Love Does Not Have To Hurt… Ya’ Know? Looking for a way to ‘ease the pain’ in someone’s life? Undercover Condoms has a few things that may do the trick. And, as Blakk Frogg always says, [...]
Too Many Valentine’s Day Chocolates
Blakk Frogg says, “Sorry, men and women, but all the sweets from your sweet COULD turn you into a not so delicious treat in a week or so…”
Ahem. Please use caution when consuming all those calorie bombs women AND men.
Ration the Choc…
How NOT to act on Valentine’s Day, or EVER!
Listen here, men: Blakk Frogg KNOWS some of you need a lesson when it comes to how to, and NOT to, behave when dealing with women. So here’s REAL WORLD ADVICE that you ought to listen to…
Bad, Bad Valentine’s Day Behavior!!!
Happy Valentine’s Day… It’s Yours!
Blakk Frogg says, “Roughly nine months after Valentine’s Day a very special event can happen — and some folks didn’t intend for it to happen — so PLEASE, people, use protection w/ your sweetheart if you don’t mean to…
Book that explains women finally finished
After many years of effort and many, many male lives lost during the collection of empirical data, a copy of How to Understand Women recently made its way to our local library. We suspect, however, that it may take a bit longer to read than we original…
