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Little Girl Watches a Baby’s Birth
Posted by Blakk Frogg in Adult Humor, Adult MySpace Comments, Funny Jokes, Humor, Jokes, Sarcastic, Sex Joke on October 27, 2009
The baby was coming way too fast so the paramedics were called. To make it worse, when they arrived, there was a power outage. The paramedics asked the four year old sister to hold the flashlight for them.
Despite the difficulties, all went well and the mother delivered a baby boy. The paramedic smacked him on the behind and he began to cry.
Looking over at the wide eyed little girl, the paramedic asked her what she thought about what she had just witnessed. She said, “That naughty boy should have never crawled in there. Spank him again!”
Little Girl and Her Firetruck
Posted by Blakk Frogg in Adult Humor, Funny Jokes, Funny Pictures, Humor, Jokes on May 23, 2009
A firefighter was working on the engine outside the station when he noticed a little girl nearby in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the sides & a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle.
The girl was wearing a firefighter’s helmet. The wagon was being pulled by her dog & her cat.
The fire fighter walked over to take a closer look. “That sure is a nice fire truck,” the firefighter said with admiration.
“Thanks,” the girl replied.
The firefighter looked a little closer & noticed the girl had tied the wagon to her dog’s collar & to the cat’s testicles.
“Little partner,” the firefighter said “I don’t want to tell you how to run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat’s collar, I think you could go faster.”
The little girl replied thoughtfully, “You’re probably right, but then I wouldn’t have a siren.”
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Little Girl Wants Rabbits
Posted by Blakk Frogg in Funny Jokes, Funny Pictures, Humor, Jokes, Sarcastic on May 17, 2009
A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks, in the sweetest little lisp, between two missing teeth,
“Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?”
As the shopkeeper’s heart melts, he gets down on his knees so that he’s on her level and asks,
“Do you want a widdle white wabbit, or a thoft and fuwwy bwack wabbit, or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabbit over there?”
She, in turn, blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says, in a tiny quiet voice,
“I don’t think my python weally gives a thit.”
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Get Hair on Her Twinkie
Posted by Blakk Frogg in Adult Humor, Adult MySpace Comments, Babes, Funny Jokes, Humor, Jokes, Pretty Girls, Sarcastic, Sex Joke on October 30, 2009
A little girl goes to the barber shop with her father. She stands next to the barber chair while her dad gets his hair cut. After a while she takes out a snack cake and begins eating.
The barber smiles at her and says, “Sweetheart, you’re gonna get hair on your twinkie.”
“I know, “she replies. “I’m gonna get boobies, too.”
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