Adult Humor Sex Joke
Q. What’s the definition of macho? A. Jogging home from your vasectomy. Sarcastic MySpace Motivational Poster Comments Q. What’s the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball? A. A guy will actually search for a golf ball Sarcastic MySpace Motivational Poster Comments Q. Do you know how New Zealanders practice safe sex? A. The [...]
New Employee Has Trouble
The new employee stood before the paper shredder looking confused. “Need some help?” a secretary, walking by, asked. “Yes,” he replied, “how does this thing work?” “Simple,” she said, taking the fat report from his hand and feeding it into the shredder. “Thanks, but where do the copies come out?” Sarcastic MySpace Comments
Adult Humor Sex Joke
Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker? A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again. Sarcastic MySpace Motivational Poster Comments Q. What’s a mixed feeling? A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car. Sarcastic MySpace Motivational Poster Comments Q What’s the [...]
Amazing Late to Work Story
Jones came into the office an hour late for the third time in one week and found the boss waiting for him. “What’s the story this time, Jones?” he asked sarcastically. “Let’s hear a good excuse for a change.” Jones sighed, “Everything went wrong this morning, Boss. The wife decided to drive me to the [...]
Nice Names for His Wife
Bernie was invited to his friend’s home for dinner. Morris, the host, preceded every request to his wife by endearing terms, calling her Honey, My Love, Darling, Sweetheart, Pumpkin, etc. Bernie looked at Morris and remarked, “That is really nice, that after all these years that you have been married, you keep calling your wife [...]
Redneck Bubba Wants to Get Married
Bubba was from the lower valley, and he decided he wanted to get married to his sweetheart. So, while enjoying some grits and gravy for dinner one evening, Bubba brought up the subject with his Ma and Pa. “Bubba, you can’t get married yet,” insisted Ma. “You’re the baby of the family.” “But Ma,” Bubba [...]
Lump Under the Carpet
A carpet installer decides to take a cigarette break after completing the installation in the first of several rooms he has to do. Finding them missing from his pocket he begins searching, only to notice a small lump in his recently completed carpet-installation. Not wanting to rip up all that work for a lousy pack [...]
Getting Dressed for the IRS
A man was called in for an audit by the IRS. So, he asked his accountant for advice on what to wear. “Wear your worst clothing and an old pair of shoes. Let them think you are a pauper,” the accountant replied. Then he asked his lawyer the same question, but got the opposite advice: [...]
Third Grade Kentucky Weenie Contest
Three third graders from Kentucky (an Irish kid, an Italian Kid and a Redneck kid) are on the play ground at recess. The Irish kid suggests that they play a new game. “Let’s see who has the largest weenie,” he says. “Okay.” They all agree. The Italian kid pulls down his zipper and whips it [...]
Origin of Indian Names
One day an Indian boy asked his father why they have such long names. The dad answers, “Well, son, whenever an Indian baby is born the father would go outside and name the baby after the first thing he sees…” Then, after a few moments of silent reflection, the father asks, “Why do you ask, [...]
