Admitting the Truth Really Helps
TONS of self-help books out there harp on the fact that many among us live in alternate (fake) realities and for that reason have great difficulties interacting with other people. Personally, Blakk Frogg thinks more people need to heed the advice in the image below… ‘cuz he took the advice to heart a long time [...]
20 Ways to Play With a Pussy?
Admit it… You wish YOU knew 20 ways to play with a pussy — that wouldn’t get you arrested! Except in Georgia, Alabama, Kentucky, and parts of Wisconsin.
Yep. 20 ways to make that pussy purr. Are ya’ ready?
Oh, wait… …
Do Gas Additives Really Improve Gas Mileage?
So… Do gasoline additives really help make cars drive a bit further on a tank of gas? After some research we have determined that some do, and some don’t. We all want to know how we can stretch our gasoline budget just a little further, right? Of course we do! With gas prices clearly over [...]
Are YOU a Douchebag, Too?
Take the do-it-yourself, home version of the ‘Are You a Douchebag Test’ today. Step 1 — Look at the picture & study its details. Step 2 — Look in the mirror. Step 3 — Determine the number of similarities between yourself and the guy in the picture. Step 4 — If number of similarities exceeds [...]
You’re Not a Loser…
Every once in a while we all need to hear a few positive words of encouragement to help us get through the day. Well, it just so happens that Blakk Frogg some very positive, uplifting words for MOST of you today: At Least You’re Not a Fucking Loser… Like These People. Americas Best MySpace Attitude [...]
Thai Food Explosion
Looking for the perfect invitation to send your friends when you feel like grabbing some super spicy Thai food for lunch or dinner? Look no further!
Thai Native Noodles Makes the Rectum Flame!
Viagra and the Headache
The foundation of any relationship usually has something to do with communication. When a man and woman in a committed relationship spend a lot of time trying to figure out what thought each other has on their mind, they miss out on so many opportunities to call a divorce attorney. The couple below will not [...]
Who Stole Your Bike?
As children many of you faced hardships resulting from other children stealing your toys in the sand box, stealing your toys on the playground, taking your toys in the classroom, and outright stealing your bike while you swam in the local watering hole. Looking back, don’t you wish you had a superhero or, perhaps, a [...]
True Love Lasts… FOREVER
If you ever wondered what the most beautiful picture of True, Everlasting Love looked like, well, Blakk Frogg thinks he may have found it: What Does Everlasting Love REALLY Look Like? Blakk Frogg says, “If you must die during a moment of passion, and not one by yourself, have the courtesy to let the other [...]
Laughing at Other People’s Farts
While some of you may have looked at the title of this post and thought, “Oh, Frogg, that’s ridiculous! Why would a grown man or woman ever DO such a thing?!?” Frogg’s answer: Because, as George Carlin (RIP) said, “FARTS ARE FUNNY!” At least the sounds associated with them. The noxious, repulsive, toxic, and occasionally [...]
