Kiss My Ass at Three O’Clock
A well dressed business man was walking down the street when a little kid covered in soot said to him respectfully, “Sir, can you tell me the time?” The portly man stopped, carefully unbuttoned his coat and jacket, removed a large watch from a vest pocket, looked at it and said, “It is a quarter [...]
Funny Jokes for Adults
Q. What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common? A. Their balls are just for decoration. Sarcastic MySpace Motivational Poster Comments Q.What is the difference between ‘ooooooh’and ‘aaaaaaah’? A. About three inches. Sarcastic MySpace Motivational Poster Comments Q. How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony? A. It’s not [...]
An Old Man Proposes Marriage
An elderly widow and widower were dating for about five years. The man finally decided to ask her to marry. She immediately said “yes”. The next morning when he awoke, he couldn’t remember what her answer was! “Was she happy? I think so, wait, no, she looked at me funny…” After about an hour of [...]
Jokes for Adults
Q.Why is divorce so expensive? A. Because it’s worth it! Sarcastic MySpace Motivational Poster Comments Q. What is a Yankee? A. The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone. Sarcastic MySpace Motivational Poster Comments Q. What do Tupperware and a walrus have in common? A. They both like a tight seal.
The Day of the Big Sale
It was the day of the big sale. Rumours of the sale and some advertising in the local paper were the main reason for the long line that formed by 8:30 in the morning in front of the store. A small man pushed his way to the front of the line, only to be pushed [...]
