Posts Tagged doctor joke
Visit With Sxy Female Doctor Went Well
Posted by Blakk Frogg in Adult Humor, Funny Jokes, Humor, Jokes, Sarcastic, Sex Joke on November 4, 2009
I went to an extremely attractive female doctor today for my annual checkup. She told me that I had to quit masturbating.
I asked why.
She said, “Because I am trying to examine you.”
Poor Ole Lost His Fiinkas
Posted by Blakk Frogg in Adult Humor, Funny Jokes, Humor, Jokes, Sarcastic on May 27, 2009
Ole vas vorking at the fish plant up nort in Dulut vhen he accidentally cut off all ten of his finkers.
He vent to da emergency room in the Clinik and vhen he got dar da Norsky doctor looked at Ole and said, “Let’s have da finkers and I’ll see vhat I can do.”
Ole said, “I haven’t got da finkers.”
“Vhat do you mean, you hafen’t got da finkers?” he said. “Lord – it’s 2007 and Ive’s got microsurgery and all kinds of incredible techniques. I could hafe put dem back on and made you like new! Vhy didn’t you brink da finkers?”
Ole says…….. “How da fock vas I suppose to pick dem up?”
Old Lady’s Trip to Doctor
Posted by Blakk Frogg in Funny Jokes, Humor, Jokes on April 17, 2009
An eighty-three year old lady finished her annual physical examination, whereupon the doctor said, “You are in fine shape for your age. Do you and hubby still have intercourse?”
“Just a minute, I’ll have to ask my husband,” she replied.
She went out and yelled across the reception room, “Tom do we still have intercourse?”
Tom answered impatiently, “If I told you once, I told you a thousand times… We have Blue Cross!”
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