Visit With Sxy Female Doctor Went Well
I went to an extremely attractive female doctor today for my annual checkup. She told me that I had to quit masturbating. I asked why. She said, “Because I am trying to examine you.” Americas Best MySpace Sex Comments
Poor Ole Lost His Fiinkas
Ole vas vorking at the fish plant up nort in Dulut vhen he accidentally cut off all ten of his finkers. He vent to da emergency room in the Clinik and vhen he got dar da Norsky doctor looked at Ole and said, “Let’s have da finkers and I’ll see vhat I can do.” Ole [...]
Old Lady’s Trip to Doctor
An eighty-three year old lady finished her annual physical examination, whereupon the doctor said, “You are in fine shape for your age. Do you and hubby still have intercourse?” “Just a minute, I’ll have to ask my husband,” she replied. She went out and yelled across the reception room, “Tom do we still have intercourse?” [...]
