For several years www.AmericasBestMySpaceComments.com has consistently posted funny, sexy, gross and sometimes downright sarcastic pics for your enjoyment. The time has come around once more for that site to reveal its most popular pics… this time for the month of May 2009!

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Have you ever found strange, unrecognizable and definitely melted plastic or rubber objects in a dryer before or after putting your clothes in? If so, let’s just say that some people (see above) like to use available dryers for intimate moments while waiting for their loads of laundry to finish. And, since one can never take too many precautions again STD’s, those shriveled up pieces of rubber/plastic may, in fact, come from discarded condoms.

* barf *

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Summer means a lot more snakes out and about where Blakk Frogg lives. The above cartoon illustrates the proper way to use a fake snakebite as a means of getting ‘personal services’ from a really stupid park ranger. Take notes, campers! Take notes!

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Yes, yes, yes and YES! Nothing beats a nice booty shakin’ from side to side, right to left, up and down and all around. Therefore, shake what ya’ mama gave ya’!

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Seems as though people will never leave the rednecks alone or stop accusing them of acting like a bunch of dumb… rednecks. Damn. It happened again.

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The fifth most popular comment picture this month tells a definite truth: Somewhere sitting next to every hot girl is her current boyfriend who’s sick and tired of her crap and constantly dreaming of ways to dump her fine ass once he finds someone new. Sorry, ladies… but some guys value more than nice breasts, a pretty face, a slim waist, education, intelligence, personality, an insatiable sexual appetite, a desire to explore all areas of kama sutra, and the ability to pay your own bills and take care of yourself.

Hey, wait just a second… Blakk Frogg wants to rethink that last line. Seriously. He does.