Sex Joke
Died of Gonorrhea
When her husband passed away, the wife put the usual death notice in the newspaper, but added that he had died of gonorrhea. Once the daily newspapers had been delivered, a good friend of the family phoned and complained bitterly, “You know very well that he died of diarrhea, not gonorrhea.” Replied the widow, “Yes, [...]
2009′s Most Popular Dirty-Minded Postings…
2009 has come and gone just as all the years before it and at various times throughout 2009 everyone laughed, cried, held their breath at times, panicked a bit, flew off the handle a few dozen times, and maybe some of you lucky bastards even got laid a few times. In honor of last year’s [...]
A Recent Blakk Frogg Quote
From time to time Blakk Frogg writes some rather interesting things he sends in the emails to good friends…. and this time he had a few things to say about his sex life: I wouldn’t be able to last more than 15 seconds w/ a woman these days ‘cuz of stress and ‘lack recent wiener [...]
Shave That Pussy, Please
Nothing ruins a nice evening at home (or in the backyard) with the pussy more than having to wade through excess hair. So, in the interest of appeasing the masses and keeping some similance of order in the world, Blakk Frogg has decided that he will take the initiative and insist that the pussy get [...]
Visit With Sxy Female Doctor Went Well
I went to an extremely attractive female doctor today for my annual checkup. She told me that I had to quit masturbating. I asked why. She said, “Because I am trying to examine you.” Americas Best MySpace Sex Comments
Woman in Painful Labor
My girlfriend was in labor with our first child. She was shouting out, “Get this out of me? Give me the drugs.” She looked at me and said, “You did this to me you bastard!” I casually replied, “If you would care to remember, I wanted to stick it up your butt… and you said, [...]
Get Hair on Her Twinkie
A little girl goes to the barber shop with her father. She stands next to the barber chair while her dad gets his hair cut. After a while she takes out a snack cake and begins eating. The barber smiles at her and says, “Sweetheart, you’re gonna get hair on your twinkie.” “I know, “she [...]
Little Girl Watches a Baby’s Birth
The baby was coming way too fast so the paramedics were called. To make it worse, when they arrived, there was a power outage. The paramedics asked the four year old sister to hold the flashlight for them. Despite the difficulties, all went well and the mother delivered a baby boy. The paramedic smacked him [...]
Scientific Way of Explaining Hell
The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid-term. The answer by one student was so “profound” that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well. Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) [...]
Midget Wants to Inspect a Horse
Bob calls his buddy Sam, the horse rancher, and says he’s sending a friend over to look at a horse. Sam asks “How will I recognize him?” “That’s easy… He’s a midget with a speech impediment.” So, the midget shows up, and Sam asks him if he’s looking for a male or female horse. “A [...]
