Sex Joke
Old Ladies Sexually Harrassed on the Bus
On a senior citizen bus tour, the driver was surprised. While the passengers were unloading, to do some sightseeing, one elderly lady stopped and whispered in his ear, “Driver, I believe that I was sexually harassed!” The driver didn’t think much of this complaint, but promised he would check into it soon. Later, that very [...]
Sexy New Game at Neighborhood Swinger Party
One Monday morning, Roy, the UPS man is driving the neighborhood on his usual route. As he approaches one of the homes he noticed that both cars were in the driveway. His wonder was cut short by Bob, the homeowner, coming out with a load of empty beer and liquor bottles. “Wow Bob, looks like [...]
A Poem by Women & a Poem by Men
For anyone confused about what makes the mind of woman different from the mind of a man, well, the following comparison should clear up any confusion: From the mind of a woman came… Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who’s not a creep, One who’s handsome, smart and strong. [...]
Tattoo on His Privates
Larry gets home late one night and his wife, Linda, says, “Where in the hell have you been?” Larry replies, “I was out getting a tattoo.” “A tattoo?” she frowned. “What kind of tattoo did you get?” “I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates!” he said proudly. “What the hell were you thinking?” [...]
Photo on Her Nightstand Scares Him
After a long night of making love, the guy notices a photo of another man on the woman’s nightstand by the bed. He begins to worry. “Is this your husband?” he nervously asks. “No, silly,” she replies, snuggling up to him. “Your boyfriend, then?” he continues. “No, not at all,” she says, nibbling away at [...]
Old Man Says, “Got to Keep the Old Motoring Running!”
It was the stir of the town when a white 80-year-old man married a white 20-year-old girl. After a year she went into the hospital to give birth. The nurse came out to congratulate the fellow. “This is amazing. How do you do it at your age?” He answered, “You’ve got to keep that old [...]
What Guys Really Mean
The intricacies of male-female relationships has plagued both men and women since the beginning of time… and for all you ladies who have not yet quite figured out what guys’ words mean, Blakk Frogg would like to offer you this handy guide: Haven’t I seen you before? = Nice ass I’m a Romantic = I’m [...]
Your Fly is Down
A man walked into a supermarket with his zipper down, and his fly wide open. A lady cashier walked up to him and said, “Your barracks door is open.” This is not a phrase men normally use, so he went on his way looking a bit puzzled. When he was about done shopping, a man [...]
How Do You Play ‘Who Am I?’
One Monday morning, Roy, the UPS man is driving the neighborhood on his usual route. As he approaches one of the homes he noticed that both cars were in the driveway. His wonder was cut short by Bob, the homeowner, coming out with a load of empty beer and liquor bottles. “Wow Bob, looks like [...]
Wife Makes Hubby Happy and Sad at Same Time
A husband and wife were sharing a bottle of wine when the husband said, “I bet you can’t tell me something to make me happy and sad at the same time.” The wife thought for a few moments, then said, “Your pecker is bigger than your brother’s …” Sarcastic MySpace Comments
