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You’re Not a Loser…
Every once in a while we all need to hear a few positive words of encouragement to help us get through the day. Well, it just so happens that Blakk Frogg some very positive, uplifting words for MOST of you today: At Least You’re Not a Fucking Loser… Like These People. Americas Best MySpace Attitude [...]
God and Satan Fight for Control of Mankind
In the beginning God covered the earth with broccoli, cauliflower and spinach, with green, yellow and red vegetables of all kinds so Man and Woman would live long and healthy lives. Then using God’s bountiful gifts, Satan created Dairy Ice Cream and Magnums. And Satan said, ‘You want hot fudge with that? And Man said, [...]
A Poem by Women & a Poem by Men
For anyone confused about what makes the mind of woman different from the mind of a man, well, the following comparison should clear up any confusion: From the mind of a woman came… Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who’s not a creep, One who’s handsome, smart and strong. [...]
Thai Food Explosion
Looking for the perfect invitation to send your friends when you feel like grabbing some super spicy Thai food for lunch or dinner? Look no further!
Thai Native Noodles Makes the Rectum Flame!
Viagra and the Headache
The foundation of any relationship usually has something to do with communication. When a man and woman in a committed relationship spend a lot of time trying to figure out what thought each other has on their mind, they miss out on so many opportunities to call a divorce attorney. The couple below will not [...]
Who Stole Your Bike?
As children many of you faced hardships resulting from other children stealing your toys in the sand box, stealing your toys on the playground, taking your toys in the classroom, and outright stealing your bike while you swam in the local watering hole. Looking back, don’t you wish you had a superhero or, perhaps, a [...]
True Love Lasts… FOREVER
If you ever wondered what the most beautiful picture of True, Everlasting Love looked like, well, Blakk Frogg thinks he may have found it: What Does Everlasting Love REALLY Look Like? Blakk Frogg says, “If you must die during a moment of passion, and not one by yourself, have the courtesy to let the other [...]
Laughing at Other People’s Farts
While some of you may have looked at the title of this post and thought, “Oh, Frogg, that’s ridiculous! Why would a grown man or woman ever DO such a thing?!?” Frogg’s answer: Because, as George Carlin (RIP) said, “FARTS ARE FUNNY!” At least the sounds associated with them. The noxious, repulsive, toxic, and occasionally [...]
Thinking About Your Ex
As we get older thoughts about our past ex-lovers almost always cross our minds and sometimes we find ourselves staring in the mirror at ourselves and asking, “Seriously? Why in the HELL did I ever date THAT bitch/bastard?!?!?” Then, like a bolt of lightning up our ass, we realize just how wasted we got for [...]
Thinking About Your Ex
As we get older thoughts about our past ex-lovers almost always cross our minds and sometimes we find ourselves staring in the mirror at ourselves and asking, “Seriously? Why in the HELL did I ever date THAT bitch/bastard?!?!?” Then, like a bolt of lightning up our ass, we realize just how wasted we got for [...]
