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Died of Gonorrhea
Posted by Blakk Frogg in Adult Humor, Funny Jokes, Humor, Jokes, Sarcastic, Sex Joke on February 7, 2012
When her husband passed away, the wife put the usual death notice in the newspaper, but added that he had died of gonorrhea.
Once the daily newspapers had been delivered, a good friend of the family phoned and complained bitterly, “You know very well that he died of diarrhea, not gonorrhea.”
Replied the widow, “Yes, I know that he died of diarrhea, but I thought it would be better for posterity to remember him as a great lover rather than the really big shit that he really was.”
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Finish What You Start — Stress Relief
Posted by Blakk Frogg in Funny Pictures, Humor, MySpace Comments, Sarcastic on November 21, 2011
I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me today, and we all could probably use more calm in our lives.
Some doctor on TV this morning said the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started.
So I looked around my house to see things I’d started and hadn’t finished; so I have managed to finish off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Chardonnay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of wum, a pockage of Prungles, tha mainder of bot Prozic and Valiuminun scriptions, the res of the chesescke an a box a chocletz.
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That Time of the Month?
Posted by Blakk Frogg in Blakk Frogg Speaks, Humor, Sarcastic on July 13, 2011
Time of the month, eh? I’d say the moon must have entered a new phase because TWICE now in just over a week I’ve had to LOCK MY BRAKES because a female driver failed to recognize and/or acknowledge a 3,000 pound vehicle driving down the road she wanted to enter.
Last week a puff of white hair and knuckles pulled out of a driveway at 3 mph in her boat of a car, drove 30 feet down the road, and turned into another driveway. My speed had to go from 64’ish to under 20 in a very, very, short period of time. Needed the ‘ole lock and turn maneuver to avoid her – and she never even noticed it happened.
This morning I almost had the pleasure of exchanging phone numbers with a young (probably) trailer park chick in what looked like a blue cavalier with a bad aftermarket paint job. Apparently her driving instructor failed to mention that if stopped at a FLASHING RED LIGHT and the vehicle across from her has not, yet, moved… that she ought to take a good look to her left and right because the other driver might see ANOTHER VEHICLE WITH THE RIGHT OF WAY bearing down on that intersection. I got a twinge in my spine that told me to slow down a bit as I got closer to the intersection and I sit here now to TESTIFY that knocking those few mph off of my speed kept my fully brake locked vehicle from T-boning the dog snot out of that bad driving [insert ‘b’ word here] who never even acknowledged that she had come less than a few feet from getting my phone number and a most definitely a fast-paced trip to the hospital in a bone box.
Now before any of you females out there get all upset and emotional because you believe I have unfairly taken aim at woman drivers, don’t think for a minute that I care right now because I came THIS CLOSE to getting in completely unnecessary car wrecks because of two female drivers in under two weeks.
Tonight I’ll probably get run off the road by some drunk, unemployed GUY in a tricked out golf cart so in the end the gender issue will sort itself out and balance will get restored in my world view.
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Popular on Sarcastic MySpace — March 2010
Posted by Blakk Frogg in Adult Humor, Adult MySpace Comments, Babes, Blakk Frogg Speaks, Funny Pictures, Humor, MySpace Comments, Sarcastic on April 7, 2010
No one with an IQ over 25 would disagree with the following statement: Blakk Frogg eats, breathes and sleeps sarcasm… when he’s not eating copious amounts of bacon and drinking too much beer!
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Popular on Americas-Best.Com — March 2010
Posted by Blakk Frogg in Adult MySpace Comments, Babes, Blakk Frogg Speaks, Funny Pictures, Humor, MySpace Comments, Pretty Girls, Sarcastic on April 2, 2010
Ready for the most popular pictures from the Americas-Best.Com web site for March 2010. Yep. That evil bastard of a Frogg got off his lazy butt and put the list together so you BETTER enjoy it!
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MySpaceSarcasm.Com…. Popular in March 2010
Posted by Blakk Frogg in Funny Pictures, Humor, MySpace Comments, Sarcastic on April 2, 2010
Stop staring at your sister’s droopy butt and pay attention! Below you will find the most popular pics on MySpaceSarcasm.Com for March 2010. Now go get me a beer, you lazy freak!
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Bumper Stickers for the US Military
Posted by Blakk Frogg in Babes, Humor, Patriotic, Political Humor, Pretty Girls, Sarcastic on February 4, 2010
“Except For Ending Slavery, Fascism, Nazism and Communism, WAR has Never Solved Anything.”
“U.S. Marines – Certified Counselors to the 72 Virgins Dating Club.”
“Water-boarding is out so kill them all!”
“Interrogators can’t water-board dead guys”
“U.S. Marines – Travel Agents To Allah”
“Stop Global Whining”
“When In Doubt, Empty The Magazine”
“Navy seals – When It Absolutely, Positively Has To Be Destroyed Overnight”
“Death Smiles At Everyone – Delta Force Smile Back”
“Army Sniper – You can run, but you’ll just die tired!”
“What Do I Feel When I Kill A Terrorist? A Little Recoil”
“Marines – Providing Enemies of America an Opportunity To Die For their Country Since 1775″
“Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Anyone Who Threatens It”
“Happiness Is A Belt-Fed Weapon”
“It’s God’s Job to Forgive Bin Laden – It’s Our Job To Arrange The Meeting”
“Artillery Brings Dignity to What Would Otherwise Be Just A Vulgar Brawl”
“One Shot, Twelve Kills – U.S. Naval Gun Fire Support”
“Do Draft-Dodgers Have Reunions? If So, What Do They Talk About?”
“My Kid Fought In Iraq So Your Kid Can Party In College”
“Machine Gunners – Accuracy By Volume”
“A Dead Enemy Is A Peaceful Enemy – Blessed Be The Peacemakers”
“If You Can Read This, Thank A Teacher. If You Can Read It In English, Thank A Veteran”
2009′s Most Popular Dirty-Minded Postings…
Posted by Blakk Frogg in Adult Humor, Adult MySpace Comments, Babes, Blakk Frogg Speaks, Funny Jokes, Funny Pictures, Humor, Jokes, Pretty Girls, Sarcastic, Sex Joke on January 16, 2010
2009 has come and gone just as all the years before it and at various times throughout 2009 everyone laughed, cried, held their breath at times, panicked a bit, flew off the handle a few dozen times, and maybe some of you lucky bastards even got laid a few times. In honor of last year’s timely demise, Blakk Frogg will now reveal the most popular Blakk Frogg Joke Blog Postings for the Filthy-Minded Masses. Enjoy!
- Potato Prostitute?
- Sarcastic Motivational Posters
- Dirty-Minded MySpace Comment Pictures
- Seven Types of Sex
- Cheerleader Spin the Bottle
- Carolina Panthers Cheerleader Booty
- Dear Abby Bass Fishing Letter
- Humor for Mature Minded Individuals
- Funny Jokes for Adults
- Love the Harley Davidson
Well we hope you enjoyed 2009′s most popular perversions and will continue to tune into Da’ Blakk Frogg Joke Blog in 2010… ‘cuz we promise to keep posting stuff you will most likely deny ever reading!
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Insulting Computer Error
Posted by Blakk Frogg in Funny Pictures, Humor, MySpace Comments, Sarcastic on November 18, 2009
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Zombie Killing Ain’t a Crime
Cocaine… Your Kids WILL Find It!
Posted by Blakk Frogg in Funny Pictures, Humor, MySpace Comments, Sarcastic on November 22, 2011
For those of you with a drug problem and children at home, don’t let this happen to you! Hide your drugs in more appropriate places!
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