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Cocky Yuppie Visits Montana Cowboy
A Montana cowboy was overseeing his herd in a remote mountainous pasture when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced out of a dust cloud towards him. The driver, a young man in an Armani suit, Gucci shoes, Ray Ban sunglasses and YSL tie, leans out the window and asks the cowboy, “If I tell you exactly [...]
Redneck Fire Alarm… Now With Extra Butter!
Never did Blakk Frogg ever think he’d find himself saying, “Hmmm… The site of my house burning down sure does make me want some popcorn right about now. Oh wait! I can eat the fire alarm! How convenient!” And with that thought Blakk Frogg has now confirmed that he apparently does does not fit the [...]
Redneck Fire Alarm… Now With Extra Butter!
Never did Blakk Frogg ever think he’d find himself saying, “Hmmm… The site of my house burning down sure does make me want some popcorn right about now. Oh wait! I can eat the fire alarm! How convenient!” And with that thought Blakk Frogg has now confirmed that he apparently does does not fit the [...]
Dog Clings to Redneck’s Pickup Truck
So the other day while standing in line at Wal-Mart I overheard an older lady telling the cashier, who didn’t really appear to pay much attention to the woman, that she saw a man driving a pickup truck down the interstate… with a dog hanging on to the tailgate for dear life. I thought to [...]
Popular Redneck Pictures — August 2009
Not many people on the planet would argue that good redneck pictures can bring a smile to the face of just about anyone. Why? Just… Because.
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Redneck Hunting Accident
Two redneck hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn’t seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps: “My friend is dead! What can I do?” The operator says: “Calm down, I can help. First, [...]
