Archive for category Pretty Girls
Bumper Stickers for the US Military
Posted by Blakk Frogg in Babes, Humor, Patriotic, Political Humor, Pretty Girls, Sarcastic on February 4th, 2010
“Except For Ending Slavery, Fascism, Nazism and Communism, WAR has Never Solved Anything.”
“U.S. Marines - Certified Counselors to the 72 Virgins Dating Club.”
“Water-boarding is out so kill them all!”
“Interrogators can’t water-board dead guys”
“U.S. Marines - Travel Agents To Allah”
“Stop Global Whining”
“When In Doubt, Empty The Magazine”
“Navy seals - When It Absolutely, Positively Has To Be Destroyed Overnight”
“Death Smiles At Everyone - Delta Force Smile Back”
“Army Sniper - You can run, but you’ll just die tired!”
“What Do I Feel When I Kill A Terrorist? A Little Recoil”
“Marines - Providing Enemies of America an Opportunity To Die For their Country Since 1775″
“Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Anyone Who Threatens It”
“Happiness Is A Belt-Fed Weapon”
“It’s God’s Job to Forgive Bin Laden - It’s Our Job To Arrange The Meeting”
“Artillery Brings Dignity to What Would Otherwise Be Just A Vulgar Brawl”
“One Shot, Twelve Kills - U.S. Naval Gun Fire Support”
“Do Draft-Dodgers Have Reunions? If So, What Do They Talk About?”
“My Kid Fought In Iraq So Your Kid Can Party In College”
“Machine Gunners - Accuracy By Volume”
“A Dead Enemy Is A Peaceful Enemy - Blessed Be The Peacemakers”
“If You Can Read This, Thank A Teacher. If You Can Read It In English, Thank A Veteran”
Get Hair on Her Twinkie
Posted by Blakk Frogg in Adult Humor, Adult MySpace Comments, Babes, Funny Jokes, Humor, Jokes, Pretty Girls, Sarcastic, Sex Joke on October 30th, 2009
A little girl goes to the barber shop with her father. She stands next to the barber chair while her dad gets his hair cut. After a while she takes out a snack cake and begins eating.
The barber smiles at her and says, “Sweetheart, you’re gonna get hair on your twinkie.”
“I know, “she replies. “I’m gonna get boobies, too.”
Lawyers Check Out a Pretty Girl
Posted by Blakk Frogg in Adult Humor, Adult MySpace Comments, Babes, Funny Jokes, Jokes, Pretty Girls, Sarcastic, Sex Joke on October 22nd, 2009
Two attorneys were walking out of a bar and a beautiful young lady walks by. One attorney turns to his associate and comments “Boy, I would like to f*ck her!
The other attorney thinks for a second and says, “Out of what?”
Never Seen Breast Before
Posted by Blakk Frogg in Adult Humor, Adult MySpace Comments, Babes, Funny Pictures, Humor, MySpace Comments, Pretty Girls, Sarcastic on October 18th, 2009
Have you ever wondered what a boy's face looks like the first time he thinks he's gonna see a girl's breast? Well thanks to the quick thinking of a person we never met, you don't have to wonder anymore.
You're welcome.
Mock Motivational Posters — August 2009
Posted by Blakk Frogg in Adult Humor, Adult MySpace Comments, Babes, Blakk Frogg Speaks, Funny Pictures, Humor, MySpace Comments, Pretty Girls, Sarcastic on September 20th, 2009
Sarcasm oozes from every inch of mock motivational posters — and hence the reason why Blakk Frogg loves them so much. Yep. Sarcastic, sexy and sometimes completely stupid. Sounds like a winning recipe!
cut-n-paste the code to use the image on blogs, profiles, comments.. and your mom’s forehead!
cut-n-paste the code to use the image on blogs, profiles, comments.. and your mom’s forehead!
cut-n-paste the code to use the image on blogs, profiles, comments.. and your mom’s forehead!
cut-n-paste the code to use the image on blogs, profiles, comments.. and your mom’s forehead!
cut-n-paste the code to use the image on blogs, profiles, comments.. and your mom’s forehead!
Popular Funny/Sexy Pics — August 2009
Posted by Blakk Frogg in Adult Humor, Babes, Blakk Frogg Speaks, Funny Pictures, Humor, MySpace Comments, Pretty Girls, Sarcastic on September 19th, 2009
So here we find ourselves starring down the barrel of a loaded .45 — and no one cares… But I digress. The Honorable(?) Blakk Frogg would like for you to all gather around and enjoy last month’s most popular funny/sarcastic/sexy/stupid pics from AmericasBestMySpaceComments.Com. Now run along and be happy, ya’ goofy lookin’ monkey turds!
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cut-n-paste the code to use the image on blogs, profiles, comments.. and your mom’s forehead!
cut-n-paste the code to use the image on blogs, profiles, comments.. and your mom’s forehead!
cut-n-paste the code to use the image on blogs, profiles, comments.. and your mom’s forehead!
cut-n-paste the code to use the image on blogs, profiles, comments.. and your mom’s forehead!
Popular Adult MySpace Comments — August 2009
Posted by Blakk Frogg in Adult Humor, Adult MySpace Comments, Babes, Blakk Frogg Speaks, Funny Pictures, Humor, MySpace Comments, Pretty Girls, Sarcastic on September 19th, 2009
OK, all you sickos and perverts have finally convinced a Frogg to get up from his barstool and post last month’s most popular Adult MySpace Comments. Now at least ONE of you pathetic bastards owes Blakk Frogg a case of beer!
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cut-n-paste the code to use the image on blogs, profiles, comments.. and your mom’s forehead!
cut-n-paste the code to use the image on blogs, profiles, comments.. and your mom’s forehead!
cut-n-paste the code to use the image on blogs, profiles, comments.. and your mom’s forehead!
Popular Girls for Myspace — July 2009
Posted by Blakk Frogg in Adult MySpace Comments, Babes, Blakk Frogg Speaks, MySpace Comments, Pretty Girls on August 1st, 2009
OK, so it’s time to look at girls. Sorry, but popular demand dictates that we post the most popular pics from Girls for Myspace for the month of July 2009. We LOVE it when they send us monthly updates — relatively close to on-time!
That wraps up another exciting(?) blog post for us… now go get us more beer! We’re thisty, damn it!
Funny, Sexy & Silly Pics for Myspace: July 2009
Posted by Blakk Frogg in Adult Humor, Adult MySpace Comments, Babes, Blakk Frogg Speaks, Funny Pictures, Humor, MySpace Comments, Pretty Girls, Sarcastic on August 1st, 2009
We made it through another month, everyone! Time to celebrate another Sexy Saturday with last month’s most popular Adult MySpace Comments. Yep. Time to get down and dirty with stuff your mother warned you about!
2009’s Most Popular Dirty-Minded Postings…
Posted by Blakk Frogg in Adult Humor, Adult MySpace Comments, Babes, Blakk Frogg Speaks, Funny Jokes, Funny Pictures, Humor, Jokes, Pretty Girls, Sarcastic, Sex Joke on January 16th, 2010
2009 has come and gone just as all the years before it and at various times throughout 2009 everyone laughed, cried, held their breath at times, panicked a bit, flew off the handle a few dozen times, and maybe some of you lucky bastards even got laid a few times. In honor of last year’s timely demise, Blakk Frogg will now reveal the most popular Blakk Frogg Joke Blog Postings for the Filthy-Minded Masses. Enjoy!
Well we hope you enjoyed 2009’s most popular perversions and will continue to tune into Da’ Blakk Frogg Joke Blog in 2010… ‘cuz we promise to keep posting stuff you will most likely deny ever reading!
Oh, and before we go, you really should Click Here to See Me Naked. Ha ha…
Adult Humor, dirty humor, dirty minds
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