Political Humor
No Abilities? No Problem, Americans!
Washington , DC – Congress is considering sweeping legislation that will provide new benefits for many Americans. The Americans With No Abilities Act (AWNAA) is being hailed as a major legislative goal by advocates of the millions of Americans who lack any real skills or ambition. In a Capitol Hill press conference, House Majority Leader [...]
Take It in the A-Double-S
We don’t know the ‘actual’ reasoning for this shirt’s creation but we suspect that its “Stop Being Difficult and Take It in the Ass” slogan has something to do with one of the following: The continuing disappearance of personal rights & freedoms A new slogan used by TSA at airport security checkpoints The latest campaign [...]
Reasonable Places to Cut Government Spending
We all know the United States Government needs help when it comes to reducing the amount of money it spends and we believe we have found the ideal areas of ‘fat’ the should get trimmed off the government budget:
Great Places to Trim the Bud…
Claiming Too Many Dependents
As tax season rages on, many people find themselves bogged down with receipts, paperwork, accounting ledgers, and burning questions regarding claiming dependents.
Claiming Too Many Dependents on Tax Forms? I Guess So!
Politician Destined to Lose… Lewza!
Some people say Blakk Frogg has a face for radio… and the personality of a pissed off walrus with a toothache. Regardless of that, he knows for a fact that a guy named Lewza ought not enter ANY competitions, let alone run for office! Would you vote for a guy named Lewza? Our sources report [...]
Bumper Stickers for the US Military
“Except For Ending Slavery, Fascism, Nazism and Communism, WAR has Never Solved Anything.” “U.S. Marines – Certified Counselors to the 72 Virgins Dating Club.” “Water-boarding is out so kill them all!” “Interrogators can’t water-board dead guys” Americas Best Comments “U.S. Marines – Travel Agents To Allah” “Stop Global Whining” “When In Doubt, Empty The Magazine” [...]
Baby Punches Hillary Clinton
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African Americans Must Pay More
Some things just leave a person speechless… Like this, for example. We think the careful attention to spelling and grammar of the of the person (or persons…. idiots travel in packs at times) who thought this idea up in the first place speaks volumes about them. Volumes. Visit Americas-Best.Com for…Funny/Sexy/Sarcastic/Stupid MySpace Comments
Bush Presidential Library Destroyed by Flood
Crawford, Texas (AP) — April 13, 2007 A tragic flood this morning destroyed the personal library of President George W. Bush. The flood began in the presidential bathroom where both of the books were kept. Both of the books have been lost. A presidential spokesperson said the president was devastated, as he had almost finished [...]
Police Dog Bites White Guy by Mistake?
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