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Wife Makes Hubby Happy and Sad at Same Time
Posted by Blakk Frogg in Adult Humor, Alcohol, Drinking, Funny Jokes, Humor, Jokes, Sex Joke on February 8, 2012
A husband and wife were sharing a bottle of wine when the husband said, “I bet you can’t tell me something to make me happy and sad at the same time.”
The wife thought for a few moments, then said, “Your pecker is bigger than your brother’s …”
Died of Gonorrhea
Posted by Blakk Frogg in Adult Humor, Funny Jokes, Humor, Jokes, Sarcastic, Sex Joke on February 7, 2012
When her husband passed away, the wife put the usual death notice in the newspaper, but added that he had died of gonorrhea.
Once the daily newspapers had been delivered, a good friend of the family phoned and complained bitterly, “You know very well that he died of diarrhea, not gonorrhea.”
Replied the widow, “Yes, I know that he died of diarrhea, but I thought it would be better for posterity to remember him as a great lover rather than the really big shit that he really was.”
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Visit With Sxy Female Doctor Went Well
Posted by Blakk Frogg in Adult Humor, Funny Jokes, Humor, Jokes, Sarcastic, Sex Joke on November 4, 2009
I went to an extremely attractive female doctor today for my annual checkup. She told me that I had to quit masturbating.
I asked why.
She said, “Because I am trying to examine you.”
Woman in Painful Labor
Posted by Blakk Frogg in Adult Humor, Funny Jokes, Humor, Jokes, Sarcastic, Sex Joke on November 3, 2009
My girlfriend was in labor with our first child. She was shouting out, “Get this out of me? Give me the drugs.”
She looked at me and said, “You did this to me you bastard!”
I casually replied, “If you would care to remember, I wanted to stick it up your butt… and you said, ‘No, it’ll be too painful.’
Asking God for a Bike
Posted by Blakk Frogg in Funny Jokes, Humor, Jokes, Sarcastic on November 2, 2009
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realized that the Lord doesn’t work that way, so I stole a bike and asked Him to forgive me.
Bad Cemetery Humor
Posted by Blakk Frogg in Adult Humor, Adult MySpace Comments, Funny Jokes, Gross, Humor, Jokes on November 1, 2009
I was walking through the cemetery this morning and saw a guy crouching down behind a tombstone.
I said “Morning.”
He said, “No, just taking a shit.”
Get Hair on Her Twinkie
Posted by Blakk Frogg in Adult Humor, Adult MySpace Comments, Babes, Funny Jokes, Humor, Jokes, Pretty Girls, Sarcastic, Sex Joke on October 30, 2009
A little girl goes to the barber shop with her father. She stands next to the barber chair while her dad gets his hair cut. After a while she takes out a snack cake and begins eating.
The barber smiles at her and says, “Sweetheart, you’re gonna get hair on your twinkie.”
“I know, “she replies. “I’m gonna get boobies, too.”
Mother, Ironing and Grandma
Posted by Blakk Frogg in Funny Jokes, Humor, Jokes, Sarcastic on October 29, 2009
A mother was ironing the clean laundry one day. Her son asked her, “Mother, why are you ironing those clothes?”
His mother said, “To make them nice and wrinkle free.”
Her son said, “Then, why don’t you iron Grandma’s face?
Mother in Law Comes to Visit
Posted by Blakk Frogg in Funny Jokes, Humor, Jokes, Sarcastic on October 28, 2009
“Oh, boy! I’m glad you’re here,” the little boy said to his grandmother on his mother’s side.
“Why?” she asked.
“Because now Daddy will do the trick he’s been promising us.”
“What trick?”
“Well, he told Mommy that if you came to visit, he would climb the walls.”
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Zombie Killing Ain’t a Crime
2009′s Most Popular Dirty-Minded Postings…
Posted by Blakk Frogg in Adult Humor, Adult MySpace Comments, Babes, Blakk Frogg Speaks, Funny Jokes, Funny Pictures, Humor, Jokes, Pretty Girls, Sarcastic, Sex Joke on January 16, 2010
2009 has come and gone just as all the years before it and at various times throughout 2009 everyone laughed, cried, held their breath at times, panicked a bit, flew off the handle a few dozen times, and maybe some of you lucky bastards even got laid a few times. In honor of last year’s timely demise, Blakk Frogg will now reveal the most popular Blakk Frogg Joke Blog Postings for the Filthy-Minded Masses. Enjoy!
Well we hope you enjoyed 2009′s most popular perversions and will continue to tune into Da’ Blakk Frogg Joke Blog in 2010… ‘cuz we promise to keep posting stuff you will most likely deny ever reading!
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