Archive for category Funny Jokes
Visit With Sxy Female Doctor Went Well
Posted by Blakk Frogg in Adult Humor, Funny Jokes, Humor, Jokes, Sarcastic, Sex Joke on November 4th, 2009
I went to an extremely attractive female doctor today for my annual checkup. She told me that I had to quit masturbating.
I asked why.
She said, “Because I am trying to examine you.”
Woman in Painful Labor
Posted by Blakk Frogg in Adult Humor, Funny Jokes, Humor, Jokes, Sarcastic, Sex Joke on November 3rd, 2009
My girlfriend was in labor with our first child. She was shouting out, “Get this out of me? Give me the drugs.”
She looked at me and said, “You did this to me you bastard!”
I casually replied, “If you would care to remember, I wanted to stick it up your butt… and you said, ‘No, it’ll be too painful.’
Asking God for a Bike
Posted by Blakk Frogg in Funny Jokes, Humor, Jokes, Sarcastic on November 2nd, 2009
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realized that the Lord doesn’t work that way, so I stole a bike and asked Him to forgive me.
Bad Cemetery Humor
Posted by Blakk Frogg in Adult Humor, Adult MySpace Comments, Funny Jokes, Gross, Humor, Jokes on November 1st, 2009
I was walking through the cemetery this morning and saw a guy crouching down behind a tombstone.
I said “Morning.”
He said, “No, just taking a shit.”
Get Hair on Her Twinkie
Posted by Blakk Frogg in Adult Humor, Adult MySpace Comments, Babes, Funny Jokes, Humor, Jokes, Pretty Girls, Sarcastic, Sex Joke on October 30th, 2009
A little girl goes to the barber shop with her father. She stands next to the barber chair while her dad gets his hair cut. After a while she takes out a snack cake and begins eating.
The barber smiles at her and says, “Sweetheart, you’re gonna get hair on your twinkie.”
“I know, “she replies. “I’m gonna get boobies, too.”
Mother, Ironing and Grandma
Posted by Blakk Frogg in Funny Jokes, Humor, Jokes, Sarcastic on October 29th, 2009
A mother was ironing the clean laundry one day. Her son asked her, “Mother, why are you ironing those clothes?”
His mother said, “To make them nice and wrinkle free.”
Her son said, “Then, why don’t you iron Grandma’s face?
Mother in Law Comes to Visit
Posted by Blakk Frogg in Funny Jokes, Humor, Jokes, Sarcastic on October 28th, 2009
“Oh, boy! I’m glad you’re here,” the little boy said to his grandmother on his mother’s side.
“Why?” she asked.
“Because now Daddy will do the trick he’s been promising us.”
“What trick?”
“Well, he told Mommy that if you came to visit, he would climb the walls.”
Little Girl Watches a Baby’s Birth
Posted by Blakk Frogg in Adult Humor, Adult MySpace Comments, Funny Jokes, Humor, Jokes, Sarcastic, Sex Joke on October 27th, 2009
The baby was coming way too fast so the paramedics were called. To make it worse, when they arrived, there was a power outage. The paramedics asked the four year old sister to hold the flashlight for them.
Despite the difficulties, all went well and the mother delivered a baby boy. The paramedic smacked him on the behind and he began to cry.
Looking over at the wide eyed little girl, the paramedic asked her what she thought about what she had just witnessed. She said, “That naughty boy should have never crawled in there. Spank him again!”
Midget Wants to Inspect a Horse
Posted by Blakk Frogg in Adult Humor, Funny Jokes, Gross, Humor, Jokes, Sex Joke on October 25th, 2009
Bob calls his buddy Sam, the horse rancher, and says he’s sending a friend over to look at a horse.
Sam asks “How will I recognize him?”
“That’s easy… He’s a midget with a speech impediment.”
So, the midget shows up, and Sam asks him if he’s looking for a male or female horse. “A female horth.”
So he shows him a prized filly.
“Nith lookin horth. Can I thee her eyeth”?
Sam picks up the midget and he gives the horse’s eyes the once over.
“Nith eyeth, can I thee her earzth”? So he picks the little fella up again, and shows him the horse’s ears.
“Nith earzth, can I see her mouf”?
The rancher is gettin’ pretty ticked off by this point, but he picks him up again and shows him the horse’s mouth.
“Nice mouf, can I see her twat”?
Totally mad at this point, the rancher grabs him under his arms and rams the midget’s head as far as he can up the horse’s twat, pulls him out and slams him on the ground.
The midget gets up, sputtering and coughing.
“Perhapth I should rephrase that. Can I thee her wun awound a widdlebit?”
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2009’s Most Popular Dirty-Minded Postings…
Posted by Blakk Frogg in Adult Humor, Adult MySpace Comments, Babes, Blakk Frogg Speaks, Funny Jokes, Funny Pictures, Humor, Jokes, Pretty Girls, Sarcastic, Sex Joke on January 16th, 2010
2009 has come and gone just as all the years before it and at various times throughout 2009 everyone laughed, cried, held their breath at times, panicked a bit, flew off the handle a few dozen times, and maybe some of you lucky bastards even got laid a few times. In honor of last year’s timely demise, Blakk Frogg will now reveal the most popular Blakk Frogg Joke Blog Postings for the Filthy-Minded Masses. Enjoy!
Well we hope you enjoyed 2009’s most popular perversions and will continue to tune into Da’ Blakk Frogg Joke Blog in 2010… ‘cuz we promise to keep posting stuff you will most likely deny ever reading!
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