Blakk Frogg Speaks
How to Look Like a Male Fashion Model
Although Blakk Frogg has no desire to look like a trendy jackass, many guys in this world do… so Blakk Frogg would like to give you a helpful hint if you want to look fashionable, trendy, sexy and (rico) suave: “Act like you just shit your…
What Tattoo Location Really Means
At no time in his life has Blakk Frogg ever considered getting a tattoo and quite frankly he really does not find them very appealing… but to each their own. For those considering a tattoo, please make sure you review the picture below before deciding where the artwork will go on your body: What Tattoo [...]
I Decline Your Valentine’s Offer. Seriously.
For those searching for a way to politely decline unwanted Valentine attention, do NOT do something like this:
Do not shoot Cupid or ANYone this Valentine’s Day…Seriously. Not. Worth. It. Seriously.
“Rejection spells the end of a …
Love Does Not Have To Hurt
Just… Wow. As funny as the message in this fake Valentine appears, several companies actually sell kits like this. Love Does Not Have To Hurt… Ya’ Know? Looking for a way to ‘ease the pain’ in someone’s life? Undercover Condoms has a few things that may do the trick. And, as Blakk Frogg always says, [...]
Too Many Valentine’s Day Chocolates
Blakk Frogg says, “Sorry, men and women, but all the sweets from your sweet COULD turn you into a not so delicious treat in a week or so…”
Ahem. Please use caution when consuming all those calorie bombs women AND men.
Ration the Choc…
How NOT to act on Valentine’s Day, or EVER!
Listen here, men: Blakk Frogg KNOWS some of you need a lesson when it comes to how to, and NOT to, behave when dealing with women. So here’s REAL WORLD ADVICE that you ought to listen to…
Bad, Bad Valentine’s Day Behavior!!!
Happy Valentine’s Day… It’s Yours!
Blakk Frogg says, “Roughly nine months after Valentine’s Day a very special event can happen — and some folks didn’t intend for it to happen — so PLEASE, people, use protection w/ your sweetheart if you don’t mean to…
Dirty Feet Fetish. Really? WTF?
OK, well Blakk Frogg cannot understand some things, and this whole dirty feet fetish thing really confuses him. He recently saw pics of Kira Eggers and Jacklyn Lick on the Girls for MySpace project and man-oh-man did those girls have some seriously dirty feet! Two Girls With Really Dirty Feet. WTF? At first things looked relatively [...]
That Time of the Month?
Time of the month, eh? I’d say the moon must have entered a new phase because TWICE now in just over a week I’ve had to LOCK MY BRAKES because a female driver failed to recognize and/or acknowledge a 3,000 pound vehicle driving down the road she wanted to enter. Last week a puff of [...]
Flotation Devices for Water Landings?
In the event of an emergency water landing, the fake boobs on the chick in front of you may be used as a flotation device….. Lightspeed Girls For MySpace! Lacey! Yep. Blakk Frogg has pushed the envelope of good taste once more… and he thinks it tastes lovely.
