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That Time of the Month?
Posted by Blakk Frogg in Blakk Frogg Speaks, Humor, Sarcastic on July 13, 2011
Time of the month, eh? I’d say the moon must have entered a new phase because TWICE now in just over a week I’ve had to LOCK MY BRAKES because a female driver failed to recognize and/or acknowledge a 3,000 pound vehicle driving down the road she wanted to enter.
Last week a puff of white hair and knuckles pulled out of a driveway at 3 mph in her boat of a car, drove 30 feet down the road, and turned into another driveway. My speed had to go from 64’ish to under 20 in a very, very, short period of time. Needed the ‘ole lock and turn maneuver to avoid her – and she never even noticed it happened.
This morning I almost had the pleasure of exchanging phone numbers with a young (probably) trailer park chick in what looked like a blue cavalier with a bad aftermarket paint job. Apparently her driving instructor failed to mention that if stopped at a FLASHING RED LIGHT and the vehicle across from her has not, yet, moved… that she ought to take a good look to her left and right because the other driver might see ANOTHER VEHICLE WITH THE RIGHT OF WAY bearing down on that intersection. I got a twinge in my spine that told me to slow down a bit as I got closer to the intersection and I sit here now to TESTIFY that knocking those few mph off of my speed kept my fully brake locked vehicle from T-boning the dog snot out of that bad driving [insert ‘b’ word here] who never even acknowledged that she had come less than a few feet from getting my phone number and a most definitely a fast-paced trip to the hospital in a bone box.
Now before any of you females out there get all upset and emotional because you believe I have unfairly taken aim at woman drivers, don’t think for a minute that I care right now because I came THIS CLOSE to getting in completely unnecessary car wrecks because of two female drivers in under two weeks.
Tonight I’ll probably get run off the road by some drunk, unemployed GUY in a tricked out golf cart so in the end the gender issue will sort itself out and balance will get restored in my world view.
Americas Best MySpace Vehicles Comments
Note: Today’s rant courtesy of Da’ Blakk Frogg Joke Blog. So deal with it!
Flotation Devices for Water Landings?
Posted by Blakk Frogg in Babes, Blakk Frogg Speaks on May 15, 2010
In the event of an emergency water landing, the fake boobs on the chick in front of you may be used as a flotation device…..
Lightspeed Girls For MySpace! Lacey!
Yep. Blakk Frogg has pushed the envelope of good taste once more… and he thinks it tastes lovely.
Popular Girls for MySpace
Posted by Blakk Frogg in Babes, Blakk Frogg Speaks, Pretty Girls on May 15, 2010
Everyone loves the Girls for MySpace so here we have the most popular Girls for MySpace Pictures for the month of March 2010!
Lacey White (and friends) on Girls for MySpace
Kelly (and friend) on Girls for MySpace
Kira and Jacklyn on Girls for MySpace
Scam Artists Outside of Walmart
Posted by Blakk Frogg in Adult Humor, Babes, Blakk Frogg Speaks on May 6, 2010
Please be careful. I don’t know how many of you shop at Walmart, but this may be useful to know. I have become a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. This happened to me and it could happen to you.
The victims are always males, so ladies, please pass this information along to your male friends. Here’s how the scam works:
Two seriously good-looking 18-year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping in the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy tank tops. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say ‘No’ and instead ask you for a ride to another store. You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet.
I had my wallet stolen last Tuesday, Wednesday, twice on Thursday, again on Saturday, yesterday, and it will most likely again tomorrow and the next day as well…
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Popular on Sarcastic MySpace — March 2010
Posted by Blakk Frogg in Adult Humor, Adult MySpace Comments, Babes, Blakk Frogg Speaks, Funny Pictures, Humor, MySpace Comments, Sarcastic on April 7, 2010
No one with an IQ over 25 would disagree with the following statement: Blakk Frogg eats, breathes and sleeps sarcasm… when he’s not eating copious amounts of bacon and drinking too much beer!
cut-n-paste the code to use the image on blogs, profiles, comments.. and your mom’s hairy butt!
cut-n-paste the code to use the image on blogs, profiles, comments.. and your mom’s hairy butt!
cut-n-paste the code to use the image on blogs, profiles, comments.. and your mom’s hairy butt!
cut-n-paste the code to use the image on blogs, profiles, comments.. and your mom’s hairy butt!
cut-n-paste the code to use the image on blogs, profiles, comments.. and your mom’s hairy butt!
Popular on Americas-Best.Com — March 2010
Posted by Blakk Frogg in Adult MySpace Comments, Babes, Blakk Frogg Speaks, Funny Pictures, Humor, MySpace Comments, Pretty Girls, Sarcastic on April 2, 2010
Ready for the most popular pictures from the Americas-Best.Com web site for March 2010. Yep. That evil bastard of a Frogg got off his lazy butt and put the list together so you BETTER enjoy it!
cut-n-paste the code to use the image on blogs, profiles, comments.. and your mom’s forehead!
cut-n-paste the code to use the image on blogs, profiles, comments.. and your mom’s forehead!
cut-n-paste the code to use the image on blogs, profiles, comments.. and your mom’s forehead!
cut-n-paste the code to use the image on blogs, profiles, comments.. and your mom’s forehead!
cut-n-paste the code to use the image on blogs, profiles, comments.. and your mom’s forehead!
Americas Best MySpace Comments for March 2010
Posted by Blakk Frogg in Adult Humor, Adult MySpace Comments, Babes, Blakk Frogg Speaks, Funny Pictures, MySpace Comments, Pretty Girls on April 2, 2010
For once in his miserable life the honorable(?) Blakk Frogg has actually comiled the previous month’s most popular Americas Best MySpace Comments within a few days of the month ending!
Check for pods in the basement… and enjoy the pics!
cut-n-paste the code to use the image on blogs, profiles, comments.. and your mom’s forehead!
cut-n-paste the code to use the image on blogs, profiles, comments.. and your mom’s forehead!
cut-n-paste the code to use the image on blogs, profiles, comments.. and your mom’s forehead!
cut-n-paste the code to use the image on blogs, profiles, comments.. and your mom’s forehead!
cut-n-paste the code to use the image on blogs, profiles, comments.. and your mom’s forehead!
Popular on Girls for MySpace… Feb 2010
Posted by Blakk Frogg in Babes, Blakk Frogg Speaks on March 1, 2010
Everyone loves the Girls for MySpace so here we have the most popular Girls for MySpace Pictures for the month of February 2010!
Lacey White (and friends) on Girls for MySpace
Kelly (and friend) on Girls for MySpace
Kira and Jacklyn on Girls for MySpace
2009′s Most Popular Dirty-Minded Postings…
Posted by Blakk Frogg in Adult Humor, Adult MySpace Comments, Babes, Blakk Frogg Speaks, Funny Jokes, Funny Pictures, Humor, Jokes, Pretty Girls, Sarcastic, Sex Joke on January 16, 2010
2009 has come and gone just as all the years before it and at various times throughout 2009 everyone laughed, cried, held their breath at times, panicked a bit, flew off the handle a few dozen times, and maybe some of you lucky bastards even got laid a few times. In honor of last year’s timely demise, Blakk Frogg will now reveal the most popular Blakk Frogg Joke Blog Postings for the Filthy-Minded Masses. Enjoy!
- Potato Prostitute?
- Sarcastic Motivational Posters
- Dirty-Minded MySpace Comment Pictures
- Seven Types of Sex
- Cheerleader Spin the Bottle
- Carolina Panthers Cheerleader Booty
- Dear Abby Bass Fishing Letter
- Humor for Mature Minded Individuals
- Funny Jokes for Adults
- Love the Harley Davidson
Well we hope you enjoyed 2009′s most popular perversions and will continue to tune into Da’ Blakk Frogg Joke Blog in 2010… ‘cuz we promise to keep posting stuff you will most likely deny ever reading!
Oh, and before we go, you really should Click Here to See Me Naked. Ha ha…
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Dirty Feet Fetish. Really? WTF?
Posted by Blakk Frogg in Adult Humor, Adult MySpace Comments, Babes, Blakk Frogg Speaks, Pretty Girls on February 7, 2012
OK, well Blakk Frogg cannot understand some things, and this whole dirty feet fetish thing really confuses him. He recently saw pics of Kira Eggers and Jacklyn Lick on the Girls for MySpace project and man-oh-man did those girls have some seriously dirty feet!
Two Girls With Really Dirty Feet. WTF?
At first things looked relatively ‘normal’ for pics of two good lookin’ gals in bikinis… but just watch as the camera zooms in closer… and the dark stains on the soles of their feet get more and more noticeable.
Cute Girls With Dirty Feet. WTF?
Quite honestly, the girl on the left looks like she may have stepped in some form of toxic waste on her way to the photoshoot…. and finally:
Filthy Feet on Attractive Girls… a Turn on? Really?
Without a doubt, folks, the pair of grungy feet on the left makes Blakk Frogg kinda’ queasy.
So… Do people REALLY get turned on by images of filthy, dirt-stained feet? The idea repulsed Blakk Frogg, but hey, who is he to judge the likes and dislikes of others, right?
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