Blakk Frogg Speaks
Admitting the Truth Really Helps
TONS of self-help books out there harp on the fact that many among us live in alternate (fake) realities and for that reason have great difficulties interacting with other people. Personally, Blakk Frogg thinks more people need to heed the advice in the image below… ‘cuz he took the advice to heart a long time [...]
Are YOU a Douchebag, Too?
Take the do-it-yourself, home version of the ‘Are You a Douchebag Test’ today. Step 1 — Look at the picture & study its details. Step 2 — Look in the mirror. Step 3 — Determine the number of similarities between yourself and the guy in the picture. Step 4 — If number of similarities exceeds [...]
You’re Not a Loser…
Every once in a while we all need to hear a few positive words of encouragement to help us get through the day. Well, it just so happens that Blakk Frogg some very positive, uplifting words for MOST of you today: At Least You’re Not a Fucking Loser… Like These People. Americas Best MySpace Attitude [...]
True Love Lasts… FOREVER
If you ever wondered what the most beautiful picture of True, Everlasting Love looked like, well, Blakk Frogg thinks he may have found it: What Does Everlasting Love REALLY Look Like? Blakk Frogg says, “If you must die during a moment of passion, and not one by yourself, have the courtesy to let the other [...]
Laughing at Other People’s Farts
While some of you may have looked at the title of this post and thought, “Oh, Frogg, that’s ridiculous! Why would a grown man or woman ever DO such a thing?!?” Frogg’s answer: Because, as George Carlin (RIP) said, “FARTS ARE FUNNY!” At least the sounds associated with them. The noxious, repulsive, toxic, and occasionally [...]
Thinking About Your Ex
As we get older thoughts about our past ex-lovers almost always cross our minds and sometimes we find ourselves staring in the mirror at ourselves and asking, “Seriously? Why in the HELL did I ever date THAT bitch/bastard?!?!?” Then, like a bolt of lightning up our ass, we realize just how wasted we got for [...]
Thinking About Your Ex
As we get older thoughts about our past ex-lovers almost always cross our minds and sometimes we find ourselves staring in the mirror at ourselves and asking, “Seriously? Why in the HELL did I ever date THAT bitch/bastard?!?!?” Then, like a bolt of lightning up our ass, we realize just how wasted we got for [...]
Wife Wishes for a Hot Husband… and Gets One
The tradition of the Birthday Boy of Girl making a wish while blowing out the candles has always bothered Blakk Frogg… because while the person blew out the candles he found himself making a wish at the same time. Blakk Frogg wished (and hoped) the person didn’t tuberculosis or some other health-related issue communicable through [...]
iPod Etiquette Lessons
With so many people listing to iPods or other devices that make use of headphones it comes as no surprise to Blakk Frogg that a few people need reminders about things they ought not do while enjoying music (or the soundtrack from their favorite porno) through their headphones. Lesson #1 – Stop screaming, you jackass! [...]
Things That Leave Me Speechless
Few things in this world can silence Blakk Frogg but every once in a while he gazes upon a sight that takes his breath away and makes him question the very reasoning why he has not already blown his brains out. These two circus freaks drove Blakk Frogg to that point. Seriously Just… WHAT THE [...]
