Archive for category Blakk Frogg Speaks
Moments of Joy at the Urinal — STOP!
Posted by Blakk Frogg in Adult Humor, Blakk Frogg Speaks, Gross, Humor, Sarcastic on November 9th, 2009
OK, this got on Blakk Frogg’s nerves last night.
Why do some guys feel the need to grunt, groan, sigh loudly and/or say, “Ohhhhhhh…..? Whew. Oh boy this feels good” while using the urinal in a public restroom? Do they think anyone CARES to hear that sort of thing?
Better question: Do they do that at home as well or do they save those special performances for public outings?
So fellas, if you fall into the category of ‘Dipshits Who Do That’, please STOP.
No one cares about or wants to share in your moments of personal joy at the urinal.
A Recent Blakk Frogg Quote
Posted by Blakk Frogg in Adult Humor, Blakk Frogg Speaks, Humor, Sarcastic, Sex Joke on November 8th, 2009
From time to time Blakk Frogg writes some rather interesting things he sends in the emails to good friends…. and this time he had a few things to say about his sex life:
I wouldn’t be able to last more than 15 seconds w/ a woman these days ‘cuz of stress and ‘lack recent wiener activity.
She’d hello and tell me her name and I’d already have to clean the protein smears from my underwear.
So, so wrong and unfair to me. Ever hear of blue balls? Mine are burgundy.
I’m the walking, talking, Special Olympics of sex.
Shave That Pussy, Please
Posted by Blakk Frogg in Adult Humor, Adult MySpace Comments, Blakk Frogg Speaks, Funny Pictures, Humor, Sarcastic, Sex Joke on November 6th, 2009
Nothing ruins a nice evening at home (or in the backyard) with the pussy more than having to wade through excess hair. So, in the interest of appeasing the masses and keeping some similance of order in the world, Blakk Frogg has decided that he will take the initiative and insist that the pussy get shaved — today!
Many of you thought this post would feature the anatomy of a woman getting trimmed, and for that Blakk Frogg really does NOT apologize. Get your minds out of the gutter! You’re in his parking spot!
The Alcoholic Alphabet
Posted by Blakk Frogg in Adult Humor, Adult MySpace Comments, Alcohol, Beer, Blakk Frogg Speaks, Drinking, Gross, Humor, Jokes, Sarcastic on October 17th, 2009
Blakk Frogg received a version of the ‘alcoholic alphabet’ in an email earlier today and found it a little too…. bland. Therefore he added a few things quickly and re-posted it here for your reading pleasure. Enjoy!
A - Alcohol: The key to surviving college, office holiday parties, weddings/funerals of relatives on the other side of your family and to some extent family reunions
B - Beer: Considered the most disgusting alcohol of all by many, but great for chugging and admit it, folks: the taste DOES grow on you after your first funnel
C - Class: What you’re supposed to get up and go to after a Thursday night party and also the thing you no longer have once the fifth shot of Jose Cuervo kicks in
Americas Best MySpace Drinking Comments
D - Dancing: A favorite pasttime of almost every drunk; usually looks pathetic and involves excessive spin moves, twirls, arm flailing and erratic head jerking motions
E - Emergency: The keg has run dry and you have no one over 21 in your drinking party OR you live in a state where they do not sell alcohol on Sundays
F - Fucked Up: Signified by leaning over a toilet or small shrub puking your guts out and crying to the Heavens to make the world stop rotating so damned fast
G - Games: Anything that involves cards, dice, chugging beers and making fun of other people because they happen to puke… before you do
Americas Best MySpace Drinking Comments
H - Hangover: Reminds you of how great last night was, how much you drank last night, and why you have only a handful of loose change left in your pocket despite having cashed your paycheck yesterday afternoon
I - Idiot: The guy that spilled his beer on you and everyone else at the party and tried to wash his hands in the fish tank
J - Jail: Where you’ll end up after trying to use a fake ID that expired two years ago or stagger home through the back parking lot of the local police station
K - Kissing: What you’ll do to anything that moves after 15 beers… including the floor if not careful
L - Lord: Person you beg to get you out of every situation involving alcohol and the Person you ask not to let you hook up with anything TOO ugly after drinking five shots of Jager
M - Money: That which you no longer have due to too much partying and paying your friends not to tell anyone about sasquatch you hooked up last Friday night
N - Not Again!: What you scream when you wake up beside someone you don’t know, hope you didn’t sleep with, and hope to God you can avoid waking up while sneaking out of his or house/apartment/room
Americas Best MySpace Drinking Comments
O - Ouch: What you say while falling on your ass when you’re trying to walk home OR what you say when a friend announces he/she will go home with a hideous companion
P - Pee: What you have to do every five minutes while you’re drinking beer and also the thing that bonds and unites all females at the party and causes them to take group field trips to the rest room all the time
Q - Quilt: What you puked on last night in bed and have to clean in the morning… because you hooked up with a lard ass whose also drunken ass didn’t get out of the way so you could make it to the bathroom in time. Stupid lard ass shoulda’ moved
R - Reform: What you promise God you will do while you’re puking in the toilet or inthe back of your friend’s new car because… the window didn’t go down in time. Stupid window
Americas Best MySpace Drinking Comments
S - Sex: What you TRIED to do with that person you met last night while you were drunk… but passed out face down in her panties (or his boxers) instead
T - Ten: The number of beers it takes ME to realize there are only two beers left in the 12-pack and that I need to go to the store ASAP
U - Underage: Most of the drinking population at college bars
V - Vodka: The mother of all alcohols because it mixes with pretty much ANYthing and allows inexperienced drinkers to get drunk in less than an hour
Americas Best MySpace Drinking Comments
W - Worm: The part of Tequila that reminds you of Biology class tomorrow
X - X-Ray: How they can see into your belly before they force a chalk milkshake down your throat and pump your stomach
Y - Yourself: The one who drinks WAY TOO MUCH every weekend and STILL denies that you have ever done all those horrible things that your friend so kindly recorded with his new cellphone camera… Stupid cellphone cameras
Americas Best MySpace Drinking Comments
Z - Zoned out: What you will be after drinking for 12 hours straight and not eating
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Popular Redneck Pictures — August 2009
Posted by Blakk Frogg in Adult Humor, Blakk Frogg Speaks, Funny Pictures, Humor, MySpace Comments, Redneck, Sarcastic on September 21st, 2009
Not many people on the planet would argue that good redneck pictures can bring a smile to the face of just about anyone. Why? Just… Because.
cut-n-paste the code to use the image on blogs, profiles, comments.. and your mom’s forehead!
cut-n-paste the code to use the image on blogs, profiles, comments.. and your mom’s forehead!
cut-n-paste the code to use the image on blogs, profiles, comments.. and your mom’s forehead!
cut-n-paste the code to use the image on blogs, profiles, comments.. and your mom’s forehead!
cut-n-paste the code to use the image on blogs, profiles, comments.. and your mom’s forehead!
Mock Motivational Posters — August 2009
Posted by Blakk Frogg in Adult Humor, Adult MySpace Comments, Babes, Blakk Frogg Speaks, Funny Pictures, Humor, MySpace Comments, Pretty Girls, Sarcastic on September 20th, 2009
Sarcasm oozes from every inch of mock motivational posters — and hence the reason why Blakk Frogg loves them so much. Yep. Sarcastic, sexy and sometimes completely stupid. Sounds like a winning recipe!
cut-n-paste the code to use the image on blogs, profiles, comments.. and your mom’s forehead!
cut-n-paste the code to use the image on blogs, profiles, comments.. and your mom’s forehead!
cut-n-paste the code to use the image on blogs, profiles, comments.. and your mom’s forehead!
cut-n-paste the code to use the image on blogs, profiles, comments.. and your mom’s forehead!
cut-n-paste the code to use the image on blogs, profiles, comments.. and your mom’s forehead!
Popular Funny/Sexy Pics — August 2009
Posted by Blakk Frogg in Adult Humor, Babes, Blakk Frogg Speaks, Funny Pictures, Humor, MySpace Comments, Pretty Girls, Sarcastic on September 19th, 2009
So here we find ourselves starring down the barrel of a loaded .45 — and no one cares… But I digress. The Honorable(?) Blakk Frogg would like for you to all gather around and enjoy last month’s most popular funny/sarcastic/sexy/stupid pics from AmericasBestMySpaceComments.Com. Now run along and be happy, ya’ goofy lookin’ monkey turds!
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cut-n-paste the code to use the image on blogs, profiles, comments.. and your mom’s forehead!
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Popular Adult MySpace Comments — August 2009
Posted by Blakk Frogg in Adult Humor, Adult MySpace Comments, Babes, Blakk Frogg Speaks, Funny Pictures, Humor, MySpace Comments, Pretty Girls, Sarcastic on September 19th, 2009
OK, all you sickos and perverts have finally convinced a Frogg to get up from his barstool and post last month’s most popular Adult MySpace Comments. Now at least ONE of you pathetic bastards owes Blakk Frogg a case of beer!
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cut-n-paste the code to use the image on blogs, profiles, comments.. and your mom’s forehead!
cut-n-paste the code to use the image on blogs, profiles, comments.. and your mom’s forehead!
cut-n-paste the code to use the image on blogs, profiles, comments.. and your mom’s forehead!
cut-n-paste the code to use the image on blogs, profiles, comments.. and your mom’s forehead!
Popular Girls for Myspace — July 2009
Posted by Blakk Frogg in Adult MySpace Comments, Babes, Blakk Frogg Speaks, MySpace Comments, Pretty Girls on August 1st, 2009
OK, so it’s time to look at girls. Sorry, but popular demand dictates that we post the most popular pics from Girls for Myspace for the month of July 2009. We LOVE it when they send us monthly updates — relatively close to on-time!
That wraps up another exciting(?) blog post for us… now go get us more beer! We’re thisty, damn it!
2009’s Most Popular Dirty-Minded Postings…
Posted by Blakk Frogg in Adult Humor, Adult MySpace Comments, Babes, Blakk Frogg Speaks, Funny Jokes, Funny Pictures, Humor, Jokes, Pretty Girls, Sarcastic, Sex Joke on January 16th, 2010
2009 has come and gone just as all the years before it and at various times throughout 2009 everyone laughed, cried, held their breath at times, panicked a bit, flew off the handle a few dozen times, and maybe some of you lucky bastards even got laid a few times. In honor of last year’s timely demise, Blakk Frogg will now reveal the most popular Blakk Frogg Joke Blog Postings for the Filthy-Minded Masses. Enjoy!
Well we hope you enjoyed 2009’s most popular perversions and will continue to tune into Da’ Blakk Frogg Joke Blog in 2010… ‘cuz we promise to keep posting stuff you will most likely deny ever reading!
Oh, and before we go, you really should Click Here to See Me Naked. Ha ha…
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