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Flotation Devices for Water Landings?

In the event of an emergency water landing, the fake boobs on the chick in front of you may be used as a flotation device…..


Lightspeed Girls For MySpace! Lacey!

Yep. Blakk Frogg has pushed the envelope of good taste once more… and he thinks it tastes lovely.

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Popular Girls for MySpace

Everyone loves the Girls for MySpace so here we have the most popular Girls for MySpace Pictures for the month of March 2010!

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Lacey White (and friends) on Girls for MySpace

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Kelly (and friend) on Girls for MySpace

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Kira and Jacklyn on Girls for MySpace

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Jacklyn Lick on Girls for MySpace

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Jade on Girls for MySpace

More Popular Girls for MySpace Comments

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Scam Artists Outside of Walmart

Please be careful. I don’t know how many of you shop at Walmart, but this may be useful to know. I have become a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. This happened to me and it could happen to you.

The victims are always males, so ladies, please pass this information along to your male friends. Here’s how the scam works:

Two seriously good-looking 18-year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping in the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy tank tops. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say ‘No’ and instead ask you for a ride to another store. You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen last Tuesday, Wednesday, twice on Thursday, again on Saturday, yesterday, and it will most likely again tomorrow and the next day as well…

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Lightspeed Girls For MySpace! Troublemaker Joey!

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Popular on Sarcastic MySpace — March 2010

No one with an IQ over 25 would disagree with the following statement: Blakk Frogg eats, breathes and sleeps sarcasm… when he’s not eating copious amounts of bacon and drinking too much beer!

Sarcastic MySpace Comments
cut-n-paste the code to use the image on blogs, profiles, comments.. and your mom’s hairy butt!

Sarcastic MySpace Comments
cut-n-paste the code to use the image on blogs, profiles, comments.. and your mom’s hairy butt!

Sarcastic MySpace Comments
cut-n-paste the code to use the image on blogs, profiles, comments.. and your mom’s hairy butt!

Sarcastic MySpace Comments
cut-n-paste the code to use the image on blogs, profiles, comments.. and your mom’s hairy butt!

Sarcastic MySpace Comments
cut-n-paste the code to use the image on blogs, profiles, comments.. and your mom’s hairy butt!

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Popular on Americas-Best.Com — March 2010

Ready for the most popular pictures from the Americas-Best.Com web site for March 2010. Yep. That evil bastard of a Frogg got off his lazy butt and put the list together so you BETTER enjoy it!

Americas-Best.Com Pictures & More
cut-n-paste the code to use the image on blogs, profiles, comments.. and your mom’s forehead!

Americas-Best.Com Pictures & More
cut-n-paste the code to use the image on blogs, profiles, comments.. and your mom’s forehead!

Americas-Best.Com Pictures & More
cut-n-paste the code to use the image on blogs, profiles, comments.. and your mom’s forehead!

Americas-Best.Com Pictures & More
cut-n-paste the code to use the image on blogs, profiles, comments.. and your mom’s forehead!

Americas-Best.Com Pictures & More
cut-n-paste the code to use the image on blogs, profiles, comments.. and your mom’s forehead!

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MySpaceSarcasm.Com…. Popular in March 2010

Stop staring at your sister’s droopy butt and pay attention! Below you will find the most popular pics on MySpaceSarcasm.Com for March 2010. Now go get me a beer, you lazy freak!

MySpace Sarcasm
cut-n-paste the code to use the image on blogs, profiles, comments.. and your mom’s forehead!

MySpace Sarcasm
cut-n-paste the code to use the image on blogs, profiles, comments.. and your mom’s forehead!

MySpace Sarcasm
cut-n-paste the code to use the image on blogs, profiles, comments.. and your mom’s forehead!

MySpace Sarcasm
cut-n-paste the code to use the image on blogs, profiles, comments.. and your mom’s forehead!

MySpace Sarcasm
cut-n-paste the code to use the image on blogs, profiles, comments.. and your mom’s forehead!

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Americas Best MySpace Comments for March 2010

For once in his miserable life the honorable(?) Blakk Frogg has actually comiled the previous month’s most popular Americas Best MySpace Comments within a few days of the month ending!

Check for pods in the basement… and enjoy the pics!

Americas Best MySpace Comments
cut-n-paste the code to use the image on blogs, profiles, comments.. and your mom’s forehead!

Americas Best MySpace Comments
cut-n-paste the code to use the image on blogs, profiles, comments.. and your mom’s forehead!

Americas Best MySpace Comments
cut-n-paste the code to use the image on blogs, profiles, comments.. and your mom’s forehead!

Americas Best MySpace Comments
cut-n-paste the code to use the image on blogs, profiles, comments.. and your mom’s forehead!

Americas Best MySpace Comments
cut-n-paste the code to use the image on blogs, profiles, comments.. and your mom’s forehead!

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Popular on Girls for MySpace… Feb 2010

Everyone loves the Girls for MySpace so here we have the most popular Girls for MySpace Pictures for the month of February 2010!

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Lacey White (and friends) on Girls for MySpace

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Kelly (and friend) on Girls for MySpace

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Kira and Jacklyn on Girls for MySpace

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Jacklyn Lick on Girls for MySpace

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Jade on Girls for MySpace

More Popular Girls for MySpace Comments

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2009’s Most Popular Dirty-Minded Postings…

2009 has come and gone just as all the years before it and at various times throughout 2009 everyone laughed, cried, held their breath at times, panicked a bit, flew off the handle a few dozen times, and maybe some of you lucky bastards even got laid a few times. In honor of last year’s timely demise, Blakk Frogg will now reveal the most popular Blakk Frogg Joke Blog Postings for the Filthy-Minded Masses. Enjoy!

Well we hope you enjoyed 2009’s most popular perversions and will continue to tune into Da’ Blakk Frogg Joke Blog in 2010… ‘cuz we promise to keep posting stuff you will most likely deny ever reading!

Oh, and before we go, you really should Click Here to See Me Naked. Ha ha…

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Caption for the Beautiful Brandy

Blakk Frogg wants to play…. add a caption to the pic and win… nothing! Below you’ll find an image from Girls for MySpace featuring the very lovely Brandy Didder. Come up with a caption, post it, and then go fondle yourself in the garage. Just PLEASE remember to shut the garage door before you begin this time, OK?


Lightspeed Girls For MySpace! Brandy!

  • “See? you can hardly even see the scar from when I was attacked by a rabid ostrich at the petting zoo.”
  • “I think I’ll have a rib removed so I can look like those European runway models. Anorexia is SO hot.”

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