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Funny Motivational Posters: Oct 2009
Posted by Blakk Frogg in Adult Humor, Adult MySpace Comments, Funny Pictures, Humor, MySpace Comments, Sarcastic on November 17th, 2009
Everyone needs a little motivation and last month YOU sick little monkeys looked at these mock motivational posters more than any others… so we hope you enjoy the most popular mock motivational posters for October 2009!
cut-n-paste the code to use the image on blogs, profiles, comments.. and your mom’s forehead!
cut-n-paste the code to use the image on blogs, profiles, comments.. and your mom’s forehead!
cut-n-paste the code to use the image on blogs, profiles, comments.. and your mom’s forehead!
cut-n-paste the code to use the image on blogs, profiles, comments.. and your mom’s forehead!
cut-n-paste the code to use the image on blogs, profiles, comments.. and your mom’s forehead!
You can find more mock motivational posters over at a funny little site called MySpace Sarcasm.
Shave That Pussy, Please
Posted by Blakk Frogg in Adult Humor, Adult MySpace Comments, Blakk Frogg Speaks, Funny Pictures, Humor, Sarcastic, Sex Joke on November 6th, 2009
Nothing ruins a nice evening at home (or in the backyard) with the pussy more than having to wade through excess hair. So, in the interest of appeasing the masses and keeping some similance of order in the world, Blakk Frogg has decided that he will take the initiative and insist that the pussy get shaved — today!
Many of you thought this post would feature the anatomy of a woman getting trimmed, and for that Blakk Frogg really does NOT apologize. Get your minds out of the gutter! You’re in his parking spot!
Bad Cemetery Humor
Posted by Blakk Frogg in Adult Humor, Adult MySpace Comments, Funny Jokes, Gross, Humor, Jokes on November 1st, 2009
I was walking through the cemetery this morning and saw a guy crouching down behind a tombstone.
I said “Morning.”
He said, “No, just taking a shit.”
Get Hair on Her Twinkie
Posted by Blakk Frogg in Adult Humor, Adult MySpace Comments, Babes, Funny Jokes, Humor, Jokes, Pretty Girls, Sarcastic, Sex Joke on October 30th, 2009
A little girl goes to the barber shop with her father. She stands next to the barber chair while her dad gets his hair cut. After a while she takes out a snack cake and begins eating.
The barber smiles at her and says, “Sweetheart, you’re gonna get hair on your twinkie.”
“I know, “she replies. “I’m gonna get boobies, too.”
Little Girl Watches a Baby’s Birth
Posted by Blakk Frogg in Adult Humor, Adult MySpace Comments, Funny Jokes, Humor, Jokes, Sarcastic, Sex Joke on October 27th, 2009
The baby was coming way too fast so the paramedics were called. To make it worse, when they arrived, there was a power outage. The paramedics asked the four year old sister to hold the flashlight for them.
Despite the difficulties, all went well and the mother delivered a baby boy. The paramedic smacked him on the behind and he began to cry.
Looking over at the wide eyed little girl, the paramedic asked her what she thought about what she had just witnessed. She said, “That naughty boy should have never crawled in there. Spank him again!”
Lawyers Check Out a Pretty Girl
Posted by Blakk Frogg in Adult Humor, Adult MySpace Comments, Babes, Funny Jokes, Jokes, Pretty Girls, Sarcastic, Sex Joke on October 22nd, 2009
Two attorneys were walking out of a bar and a beautiful young lady walks by. One attorney turns to his associate and comments “Boy, I would like to f*ck her!
The other attorney thinks for a second and says, “Out of what?”
Never Seen Breast Before
Posted by Blakk Frogg in Adult Humor, Adult MySpace Comments, Babes, Funny Pictures, Humor, MySpace Comments, Pretty Girls, Sarcastic on October 18th, 2009
Have you ever wondered what a boy's face looks like the first time he thinks he's gonna see a girl's breast? Well thanks to the quick thinking of a person we never met, you don't have to wonder anymore.
You're welcome.
The Alcoholic Alphabet
Posted by Blakk Frogg in Adult Humor, Adult MySpace Comments, Alcohol, Beer, Blakk Frogg Speaks, Drinking, Gross, Humor, Jokes, Sarcastic on October 17th, 2009
Blakk Frogg received a version of the ‘alcoholic alphabet’ in an email earlier today and found it a little too…. bland. Therefore he added a few things quickly and re-posted it here for your reading pleasure. Enjoy!
A - Alcohol: The key to surviving college, office holiday parties, weddings/funerals of relatives on the other side of your family and to some extent family reunions
B - Beer: Considered the most disgusting alcohol of all by many, but great for chugging and admit it, folks: the taste DOES grow on you after your first funnel
C - Class: What you’re supposed to get up and go to after a Thursday night party and also the thing you no longer have once the fifth shot of Jose Cuervo kicks in
Americas Best MySpace Drinking Comments
D - Dancing: A favorite pasttime of almost every drunk; usually looks pathetic and involves excessive spin moves, twirls, arm flailing and erratic head jerking motions
E - Emergency: The keg has run dry and you have no one over 21 in your drinking party OR you live in a state where they do not sell alcohol on Sundays
F - Fucked Up: Signified by leaning over a toilet or small shrub puking your guts out and crying to the Heavens to make the world stop rotating so damned fast
G - Games: Anything that involves cards, dice, chugging beers and making fun of other people because they happen to puke… before you do
Americas Best MySpace Drinking Comments
H - Hangover: Reminds you of how great last night was, how much you drank last night, and why you have only a handful of loose change left in your pocket despite having cashed your paycheck yesterday afternoon
I - Idiot: The guy that spilled his beer on you and everyone else at the party and tried to wash his hands in the fish tank
J - Jail: Where you’ll end up after trying to use a fake ID that expired two years ago or stagger home through the back parking lot of the local police station
K - Kissing: What you’ll do to anything that moves after 15 beers… including the floor if not careful
L - Lord: Person you beg to get you out of every situation involving alcohol and the Person you ask not to let you hook up with anything TOO ugly after drinking five shots of Jager
M - Money: That which you no longer have due to too much partying and paying your friends not to tell anyone about sasquatch you hooked up last Friday night
N - Not Again!: What you scream when you wake up beside someone you don’t know, hope you didn’t sleep with, and hope to God you can avoid waking up while sneaking out of his or house/apartment/room
Americas Best MySpace Drinking Comments
O - Ouch: What you say while falling on your ass when you’re trying to walk home OR what you say when a friend announces he/she will go home with a hideous companion
P - Pee: What you have to do every five minutes while you’re drinking beer and also the thing that bonds and unites all females at the party and causes them to take group field trips to the rest room all the time
Q - Quilt: What you puked on last night in bed and have to clean in the morning… because you hooked up with a lard ass whose also drunken ass didn’t get out of the way so you could make it to the bathroom in time. Stupid lard ass shoulda’ moved
R - Reform: What you promise God you will do while you’re puking in the toilet or inthe back of your friend’s new car because… the window didn’t go down in time. Stupid window
Americas Best MySpace Drinking Comments
S - Sex: What you TRIED to do with that person you met last night while you were drunk… but passed out face down in her panties (or his boxers) instead
T - Ten: The number of beers it takes ME to realize there are only two beers left in the 12-pack and that I need to go to the store ASAP
U - Underage: Most of the drinking population at college bars
V - Vodka: The mother of all alcohols because it mixes with pretty much ANYthing and allows inexperienced drinkers to get drunk in less than an hour
Americas Best MySpace Drinking Comments
W - Worm: The part of Tequila that reminds you of Biology class tomorrow
X - X-Ray: How they can see into your belly before they force a chalk milkshake down your throat and pump your stomach
Y - Yourself: The one who drinks WAY TOO MUCH every weekend and STILL denies that you have ever done all those horrible things that your friend so kindly recorded with his new cellphone camera… Stupid cellphone cameras
Americas Best MySpace Drinking Comments
Z - Zoned out: What you will be after drinking for 12 hours straight and not eating
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Diarrhea and Ghosts?
Posted by Blakk Frogg in Adult Humor, Adult MySpace Comments, Funny Jokes, Gross, Humor, Jokes on October 13th, 2009
An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the last of which had left his bodily systems extremely upset.
Upon making several false alarm trips to the bathroom, he decided the latest episode was another and stayed put. He suddenly filled his bed with diarrhea and was embarrassed beyond his ability to remain rational.
In a complete loss of composure he jumped out of bed, gathered up the bed sheets, and threw them out the hospital window.
A drunk was walking by the hospital when the sheets landed on him. He started yelling, cursing, and swinging his arms violently trying to get the unknown things off, and ended up with the soiled sheets in a tangled pile at his feet.
As the drunk stood there, unsteady on his feet, staring down at the sheets, a hospital security guard, (barely containing his (laughter), and who had watched the whole incident, walked up and asked, “What the heck is going on here?”
The drunk, still staring down replied: “I think I just beat the crap out of a ghost.”
2009’s Most Popular Dirty-Minded Postings…
Posted by Blakk Frogg in Adult Humor, Adult MySpace Comments, Babes, Blakk Frogg Speaks, Funny Jokes, Funny Pictures, Humor, Jokes, Pretty Girls, Sarcastic, Sex Joke on January 16th, 2010
2009 has come and gone just as all the years before it and at various times throughout 2009 everyone laughed, cried, held their breath at times, panicked a bit, flew off the handle a few dozen times, and maybe some of you lucky bastards even got laid a few times. In honor of last year’s timely demise, Blakk Frogg will now reveal the most popular Blakk Frogg Joke Blog Postings for the Filthy-Minded Masses. Enjoy!
Well we hope you enjoyed 2009’s most popular perversions and will continue to tune into Da’ Blakk Frogg Joke Blog in 2010… ‘cuz we promise to keep posting stuff you will most likely deny ever reading!
Oh, and before we go, you really should Click Here to See Me Naked. Ha ha…
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