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True Love Lasts… FOREVER
If you ever wondered what the most beautiful picture of True, Everlasting Love looked like, well, Blakk Frogg thinks he may have found it: What Does Everlasting Love REALLY Look Like? Blakk Frogg says, “If you must die during a moment of passion, and not one by yourself, have the courtesy to let the other [...]
She Got Laid on Facebook
It never ceases to amaze Blakk Frogg that people so willingly put their personal business all over the Internet in messages… and not really knowing who or if the messages can get intercepted by others intentionally or accidentally. In this case a woman wanted to ‘thank a recent lover’ for a truly outstanding sexual encounter [...]
She Got Laid on Facebook
It never ceases to amaze Blakk Frogg that people so willingly put their personal business all over the Internet in messages… and not really knowing who or if the messages can get intercepted by others intentionally or accidentally. In this case a woman wanted to ‘thank a recent lover’ for a truly outstanding sexual encounter [...]
Dirty Pants in Walmart Trash Can
Well, of all the places for a fecal accident to take place, the poor fellow who crapped himself at Walmart, bought new pants, changed in the restroom, and discarded his shitty pants in the trash can… could have had a worse day by crapping himself during a tour of an art museum. On second thought, [...]
Three Shakes Means You’re Playing With It
Most guys know the following saying: “Shake it more then twice and you’re playing with it!”
Well, apparently not ALL guys live by that saying… and some of the more disgusting ones flaunt their non-belief in public. Gross!
Shakin…
Funny Pics for the Masses
In the mood for some funny pics? Good! We love stuff like that, too! Masturbating Cat Caught in the Act Sarcastic MySpace Comments Old Woman and Little Girl Discuss Dead Goldfish Sarcastic MySpace Comments Monkey Finger In Butt Tickles? Sarcastic MySpace Comments Really Fat Woman on a Park Bench Sarcastic MySpace Comments Little Girl Asks, [...]
I Decline Your Valentine’s Offer. Seriously.
For those searching for a way to politely decline unwanted Valentine attention, do NOT do something like this:
Do not shoot Cupid or ANYone this Valentine’s Day…Seriously. Not. Worth. It. Seriously.
“Rejection spells the end of a …
Love Does Not Have To Hurt
Just… Wow. As funny as the message in this fake Valentine appears, several companies actually sell kits like this. Love Does Not Have To Hurt… Ya’ Know? Looking for a way to ‘ease the pain’ in someone’s life? Undercover Condoms has a few things that may do the trick. And, as Blakk Frogg always says, [...]
Too Many Valentine’s Day Chocolates
Blakk Frogg says, “Sorry, men and women, but all the sweets from your sweet COULD turn you into a not so delicious treat in a week or so…”
Ahem. Please use caution when consuming all those calorie bombs women AND men.
Ration the Choc…
How NOT to act on Valentine’s Day, or EVER!
Listen here, men: Blakk Frogg KNOWS some of you need a lesson when it comes to how to, and NOT to, behave when dealing with women. So here’s REAL WORLD ADVICE that you ought to listen to…
Bad, Bad Valentine’s Day Behavior!!!
