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Wife Makes Hubby Happy and Sad at Same Time
Posted by Blakk Frogg in Adult Humor, Alcohol, Drinking, Funny Jokes, Humor, Jokes, Sex Joke on February 8, 2012
A husband and wife were sharing a bottle of wine when the husband said, “I bet you can’t tell me something to make me happy and sad at the same time.”
The wife thought for a few moments, then said, “Your pecker is bigger than your brother’s …”
Died of Gonorrhea
Posted by Blakk Frogg in Adult Humor, Funny Jokes, Humor, Jokes, Sarcastic, Sex Joke on February 7, 2012
When her husband passed away, the wife put the usual death notice in the newspaper, but added that he had died of gonorrhea.
Once the daily newspapers had been delivered, a good friend of the family phoned and complained bitterly, “You know very well that he died of diarrhea, not gonorrhea.”
Replied the widow, “Yes, I know that he died of diarrhea, but I thought it would be better for posterity to remember him as a great lover rather than the really big shit that he really was.”
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Pretty Girl Wants Tomatoes to Turn Red
Posted by Blakk Frogg in Adult Humor, Babes on May 16, 2010
A beautiful woman loved growing tomatoes, but couldn’t seem to get her tomatoes to turn red.
One day, while taking a stroll, she came upon a gentleman neighbor who had the most beautiful garden full of huge red tomatoes.
The woman asked the gentlemen, “What do you do to get your tomatoes so red?”
The gentlemen responded, “Well, twice a day I stand in front of my tomato garden naked in my trench coat and I flash them.
“My tomatoes turn red from blushing so much.”
Well, the woman was so impressed; she decided to try doing the same thing to her tomato garden to see if it would work.
So twice a day for two weeks she flashed her garden hoping for the best.
One day the gentleman was passing by and asked the woman, “By the way, how did you make out? Did your tomatoes turn red?”
“No,” she replied, “but my cucumbers are enormous.”
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Scam Artists Outside of Walmart
Posted by Blakk Frogg in Adult Humor, Babes, Blakk Frogg Speaks on May 6, 2010
Please be careful. I don’t know how many of you shop at Walmart, but this may be useful to know. I have become a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. This happened to me and it could happen to you.
The victims are always males, so ladies, please pass this information along to your male friends. Here’s how the scam works:
Two seriously good-looking 18-year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping in the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy tank tops. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say ‘No’ and instead ask you for a ride to another store. You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet.
I had my wallet stolen last Tuesday, Wednesday, twice on Thursday, again on Saturday, yesterday, and it will most likely again tomorrow and the next day as well…
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Popular on Sarcastic MySpace — March 2010
Posted by Blakk Frogg in Adult Humor, Adult MySpace Comments, Babes, Blakk Frogg Speaks, Funny Pictures, Humor, MySpace Comments, Sarcastic on April 7, 2010
No one with an IQ over 25 would disagree with the following statement: Blakk Frogg eats, breathes and sleeps sarcasm… when he’s not eating copious amounts of bacon and drinking too much beer!
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Popular on Americas Best in March 2010
Posted by Blakk Frogg in Adult Humor, Adult MySpace Comments, Babes on April 2, 2010
For once in his miserable life the honorable(?) Blakk Frogg has actually compiled the previous month’s most popular Americas Best MySpace Comments within a few days of the month ending!
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Americas Best MySpace Comments for March 2010
Posted by Blakk Frogg in Adult Humor, Adult MySpace Comments, Babes, Blakk Frogg Speaks, Funny Pictures, MySpace Comments, Pretty Girls on April 2, 2010
For once in his miserable life the honorable(?) Blakk Frogg has actually comiled the previous month’s most popular Americas Best MySpace Comments within a few days of the month ending!
Check for pods in the basement… and enjoy the pics!
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2009′s Most Popular Dirty-Minded Postings…
Posted by Blakk Frogg in Adult Humor, Adult MySpace Comments, Babes, Blakk Frogg Speaks, Funny Jokes, Funny Pictures, Humor, Jokes, Pretty Girls, Sarcastic, Sex Joke on January 16, 2010
2009 has come and gone just as all the years before it and at various times throughout 2009 everyone laughed, cried, held their breath at times, panicked a bit, flew off the handle a few dozen times, and maybe some of you lucky bastards even got laid a few times. In honor of last year’s timely demise, Blakk Frogg will now reveal the most popular Blakk Frogg Joke Blog Postings for the Filthy-Minded Masses. Enjoy!
- Potato Prostitute?
- Sarcastic Motivational Posters
- Dirty-Minded MySpace Comment Pictures
- Seven Types of Sex
- Cheerleader Spin the Bottle
- Carolina Panthers Cheerleader Booty
- Dear Abby Bass Fishing Letter
- Humor for Mature Minded Individuals
- Funny Jokes for Adults
- Love the Harley Davidson
Well we hope you enjoyed 2009′s most popular perversions and will continue to tune into Da’ Blakk Frogg Joke Blog in 2010… ‘cuz we promise to keep posting stuff you will most likely deny ever reading!
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Moments of Joy at the Urinal — STOP!
Posted by Blakk Frogg in Adult Humor, Blakk Frogg Speaks, Gross, Humor, Sarcastic on November 9, 2009
OK, this got on Blakk Frogg‘s nerves last night.
Why do some guys feel the need to grunt, groan, sigh loudly and/or say, “Ohhhhhhh…..? Whew. Oh boy this feels good” while using the urinal in a public restroom? Do they think anyone CARES to hear that sort of thing?
Better question: Do they do that at home as well or do they save those special performances for public outings?
So fellas, if you fall into the category of ‘Dipshits Who Do That’, please STOP.
No one cares about or wants to share in your moments of personal joy at the urinal.
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Dirty Feet Fetish. Really? WTF?
Posted by Blakk Frogg in Adult Humor, Adult MySpace Comments, Babes, Blakk Frogg Speaks, Pretty Girls on February 7, 2012
OK, well Blakk Frogg cannot understand some things, and this whole dirty feet fetish thing really confuses him. He recently saw pics of Kira Eggers and Jacklyn Lick on the Girls for MySpace project and man-oh-man did those girls have some seriously dirty feet!
Two Girls With Really Dirty Feet. WTF?
At first things looked relatively ‘normal’ for pics of two good lookin’ gals in bikinis… but just watch as the camera zooms in closer… and the dark stains on the soles of their feet get more and more noticeable.
Cute Girls With Dirty Feet. WTF?
Quite honestly, the girl on the left looks like she may have stepped in some form of toxic waste on her way to the photoshoot…. and finally:
Filthy Feet on Attractive Girls… a Turn on? Really?
Without a doubt, folks, the pair of grungy feet on the left makes Blakk Frogg kinda’ queasy.
So… Do people REALLY get turned on by images of filthy, dirt-stained feet? The idea repulsed Blakk Frogg, but hey, who is he to judge the likes and dislikes of others, right?
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