Adult Humor
If Quality of My Life Goes Down…
Last night, my sister and I were sitting in the den and I said to her, ‘I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle to keep me alive. That would be no quality of life at all. If that ever happens, just pull the plug.’ [...]
Old Ladies Sexually Harrassed on the Bus
On a senior citizen bus tour, the driver was surprised. While the passengers were unloading, to do some sightseeing, one elderly lady stopped and whispered in his ear, “Driver, I believe that I was sexually harassed!” The driver didn’t think much of this complaint, but promised he would check into it soon. Later, that very [...]
Sexy New Game at Neighborhood Swinger Party
One Monday morning, Roy, the UPS man is driving the neighborhood on his usual route. As he approaches one of the homes he noticed that both cars were in the driveway. His wonder was cut short by Bob, the homeowner, coming out with a load of empty beer and liquor bottles. “Wow Bob, looks like [...]
Admitting the Truth Really Helps
TONS of self-help books out there harp on the fact that many among us live in alternate (fake) realities and for that reason have great difficulties interacting with other people. Personally, Blakk Frogg thinks more people need to heed the advice in the image below… ‘cuz he took the advice to heart a long time [...]
20 Ways to Play With a Pussy?
Admit it… You wish YOU knew 20 ways to play with a pussy — that wouldn’t get you arrested! Except in Georgia, Alabama, Kentucky, and parts of Wisconsin.
Yep. 20 ways to make that pussy purr. Are ya’ ready?
Oh, wait… …
Do Gas Additives Really Improve Gas Mileage?
So… Do gasoline additives really help make cars drive a bit further on a tank of gas? After some research we have determined that some do, and some don’t. We all want to know how we can stretch our gasoline budget just a little further, right? Of course we do! With gas prices clearly over [...]
Are YOU a Douchebag, Too?
Take the do-it-yourself, home version of the ‘Are You a Douchebag Test’ today. Step 1 — Look at the picture & study its details. Step 2 — Look in the mirror. Step 3 — Determine the number of similarities between yourself and the guy in the picture. Step 4 — If number of similarities exceeds [...]
You’re Not a Loser…
Every once in a while we all need to hear a few positive words of encouragement to help us get through the day. Well, it just so happens that Blakk Frogg some very positive, uplifting words for MOST of you today: At Least You’re Not a Fucking Loser… Like These People. Americas Best MySpace Attitude [...]
Drunk Goes Home to His Angry Wife
Two buddies, George and Terry, are getting very drunk at a bar when suddenly Terry throws up all over himself. “Oh, no. Now Carolyn will kill me!” George says, “Don’t worry, pal. Just tuck a twenty in your breast pocket and tell Carolyn that someone threw up on you and gave you twenty dollars for [...]
A Poem by Women & a Poem by Men
For anyone confused about what makes the mind of woman different from the mind of a man, well, the following comparison should clear up any confusion: From the mind of a woman came… Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who’s not a creep, One who’s handsome, smart and strong. [...]
