Archive for May, 2010
Keep Blaming It on the Dog
A woman goes to her boyfriend’s parents’ house for Christmas dinner. This is to be her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous. They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal. The woman is beginning to feel a little discomfort, thanks to her nervousness and the broccoli casserole. The gas [...]
Pretty Girl Wants Tomatoes to Turn Red
A beautiful woman loved growing tomatoes, but couldn’t seem to get her tomatoes to turn red. One day, while taking a stroll, she came upon a gentleman neighbor who had the most beautiful garden full of huge red tomatoes. The woman asked the gentlemen, “What do you do to get your tomatoes so red?” The [...]
Truckload of Mexican… Eggs?
Two Mexicans are riding along Pacific Coast Highway on a motorcycle. They break down and start hitching a ride. A friendly trucker stops to see if he can help and the Mexicans ask him for a lift. He tells them he has no room in the truck, as he is carrying 20,000 bowling balls. The [...]
Flotation Devices for Water Landings?
In the event of an emergency water landing, the fake boobs on the chick in front of you may be used as a flotation device….. Lightspeed Girls For MySpace! Lacey! Yep. Blakk Frogg has pushed the envelope of good taste once more… and he thinks it tastes lovely.
Popular Girls for MySpace
Everyone loves the Girls for MySpace so here we have the most popular Girls for MySpace Pictures for the month of March 2010! Lacey White (and friends) on Girls for MySpace Kelly (and friend) on Girls for MySpace Kira and Jacklyn on Girls for MySpace Jacklyn Lick on Girls for MySpace Jade on Girls for [...]
It’s OK to Hunt Nerds
A truck driver, hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers, stops for a beer. As he approaches the bar, he sees a big sign on the door that says, “COMPUTER NERDS NOT ALLOWED – ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK!” He enters and sits down. The bartender comes over to him, sniffs, and says that he smells [...]
How Drunk Are You: Scale of 1 to 12
0- Stone cold sober. Brain as sharp as an army bayonet. 1- Still sober. Pleasure senses activated. Feeling of well-being. 2- Beer warming up head. Crisps are ordered. Barmaid complimented on choice of blouse. Barmen complimented on nice trousers. 3- Crossword in newspaper is filled in. After a while blanks are filled with random letters [...]
Girls for MySpace (May 2010)
Blakk Frogg announces the most popular Girls for MySpace for May 2010. The list includes porn stars, models and even a West Coast cutie named Sweet Devon. Enjoy! Celebrity Glamour Girls for MySpace Celebrity Glamour Girls for MySpace Celebrity Glamour Girls for MySpace Celebrity Glamour Girls for MySpace Celebrity Glamour Girls for MySpace Celebrity Glamour [...]
Son Leaves Dad a Shocking Letter
A father passing by his son’s bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to “Dad.” With the worst premonition he opened the envelope with trembling hands and read the letter. Dear Dad: [...]
Flies Land in Guinness Beer
One day an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman walked into a pub together. They each proceeded to buy a pint of Guinness. Just as they were about to enjoy their creamy beverage, a fly landed in each of their pints and became stuck in the thick head. The Englishman pushed his beer from him [...]
