Archive for April, 2010
In-Laws Coming to Visit?
Some of you asked me recently for some advice when it comes to preparing your home for in impending visit from the In Laws. After a bit of research, I developed a foolproof plan that will pretty much guarantee their discomfort: Stock the guest bathroom with the following toilet paper… Sarcastic MySpace Commentsif it ain’t [...]
Single Mother Gives Birth
A single mother was in the delivery room starting to deliver her baby. As the head came out it was dark and had an afro. The doctor said, “Madam, have you ever slept with a black man?” “Well, yes, but only once.” “Once is all it takes” he replied. Then the torso came out and [...]
Sweet Devon Makes Black Look GOOD
Many of you have asked why Blakk Frogg has not posted any new Sweet Devon pictures. Well, in all honesty, he just has not felt like it…. until now. Please have a great time w/ Sweet Devon as she invites you hang out with her in the park. Lightspeed Girls For MySpace! Sweet Devon! Last [...]
Little Girl’s First Paycheck
Here’s a truly heartwarming story about the bond formed between a little 5-year-old girl and some construction workers that makes you believe that we CAN make a difference when we give a child the gift of our time. A young family moved into a house next door to a vacant lot. One day a construction [...]
Using a Dollar as Toilet Paper
Two Blonde men were in the woods hunting. One looked at the other and said, “I’ve got to take a shit.” The other said, “Well go behind one of those big trees, and shit.” The first one said, “But I don’t have any paper to wipe my ass.” The other blonde replied, “You have a [...]
Getting Pregnant on Vacation
Billy Bob and Luther were talking one afternoon when Billy Bob tells Luther, “Ya know, I reckon I’m ’bout ready for a vacation. Only this year I’m gonna do it a little different!” “The last few years, I took your advice about where to go. Three years ago you said to go to Hawaii. I [...]
Spin the Bottle
No who in their right mind doesn’t enjoy a friendly game of spin the bottle, right? Lightspeed Girls For MySpace! Jordan Capri! Lightspeed Girls For MySpace! Jordan Capri! Lightspeed Girls For MySpace! Jordan Capri! Yep. Spin the Bottle always did love a good game of Spin the Bottle. Can you blame him?
Dental Floss as a Bathing Suit
Anyone with an IQ over 40 knows that Blakk Frogg enjoys going to the beach and the local pool where he gets to see pretty young ladies wearing clothing as thin dental floss to cover their ‘naughty bits’ — and he’s not ashamed or afraid to admit it! Long live the hotties by the pool [...]
You Can Find PMS in the Bible
One day a woman went to her pastor and asked, “Pastor there are some things in life that aren’t addressed in the Bible; how are we supposed to deal with them?” The Pastor responded, “There are no such things, give me an example of what you are talking about”. The woman responded, “PMS is not [...]
Caught Her Husband Cheating
A rural Texas farmer’s wife came home and found her husband in bed with another woman. She was so mad – she grabbed him by the hair of his head and yanked him right out of bed and across the room. She dragged him down the stairs, out the back door, and into the tool [...]
