Archive for January, 2010
2009′s Most Popular Dirty-Minded Postings…
2009 has come and gone just as all the years before it and at various times throughout 2009 everyone laughed, cried, held their breath at times, panicked a bit, flew off the handle a few dozen times, and maybe some of you lucky bastards even got laid a few times. In honor of last year’s [...]
Caption for the Beautiful Brandy
Blakk Frogg wants to play…. add a caption to the pic and win… nothing! Below you’ll find an image from Girls for MySpace featuring the very lovely Brandy Didder. Come up with a caption, post it, and then go fondle yourself in the garage. Just PLEASE remember to shut the garage door before you begin [...]
Brand Name Condoms
Nike Condoms: Just do it. Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling. Diet Pepsi Condoms: You got the right one, baby. Pringles Condoms: Once you pop, you can’t stop. Mentos Condoms: The freshmaker. Flinstones Vitamins Condom Pack: Ten million strong and growing. Secret Condoms: Strong enough for a man, but ph balanced for a woman. Macintosh [...]
The Fastest Thing You Can Think Of
An office manager at Wal-Mart was given the task of Hiring an individual to fill a job opening. After sorting Through a stack of resumes he found four people who were equally Qualified. He decided to call the four in and ask them only one Question. Their answer would determine which of them would get [...]
Jewish Conspiracy: Buy a Tie
A fleeing al Qaeda guerilla, desperate for water, was plodding through the desert when he saw something far off in the distance. Hoping to find water, he walked toward the object, only to find a little old Jewish man at a small stand selling neckties. The Arab asked, “Do you have any water?” The Jewish [...]
Husband Looks Angry During Sex
A woman went to her shrink because she was having severe problems with her sex life. The psychiatrist asked her many questions but did not seem to be getting a clear picture of her problems. Finally he asked, “Do you ever watch your husband’s face while you are having sex?” “Well, yes, I actually did [...]
Goes Blind When He Puts ‘It’ In
A sex therapist was doing research at the local college when one of the male volunteers told him, “When I get ‘it’ in part way, my vision blurs. And when I get ‘it’ all the way in, I can’t see a thing.” “Hmmm… that’s an interesting optical reaction to sex,” said the researcher. “Would you [...]
Gifts for Their Teacher
It was the last day of school, and all the students were bringing presents for their teacher. A florist’s daughter came up and gave her teacher a box. The teacher said, I’ll bet these are flowers!? The girl replied, “How did you know?” “Just a lucky guess,” she said. Next, a boy whose family owned [...]
Rules of Bedroom Golf
Each player shall furnish his own equipment for play, normally one club and two balls. Play on course must be approved by the owner of the hole. Unlike outdoor golf, the object is to get the club in the hole and keep the balls out. For most effective play, the club should have a firm [...]
Little Johnny Fuckhour
A new primary school teacher starts her first day of class. She begins by asking students to stand and introduce themselves. The first child stands and says, “My name is Mary Johnson.” “Thank you, Mary”, says the teacher. The second student says, “My name is Sam Smith.” “Thank you, Sam.” The third student says, “My [...]
