Archive for December, 2009
Dinner at the Girlfriend’s Parents
A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night to meet, and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time. The boy is ecstatic, but he has never [...]
Montana Drinking and Driving
From the State where drunk driving is considered a sport, comes an alleged true story from Central Montana. Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a local Neighborhood tavern. Late in the evening the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so intoxicated that he could barely walk. The man stumbled around the parking lot [...]
How Wife Deals With Anger
Husband: When I get mad at you, you never fight back. How do you control your anger? Wife: I clean the toilet bowl. Husband: How does that help? Wife: I use your toothbrush. Sarcastic MySpace Comments
80 Year Old Man Knocks Up 20 Year Old Bride
An 80 year-old man went to his doctor for his quarterly check-up. The doctor asked him how he was feeling and the 80-year-old said, “Things are great and I’ve never felt better. I now have a 20 year-old bride who is pregnant with my child. So what do you think about that?” The doctor considered [...]
