Man Kills Wild Dog in Georgia
When a man in Macon, Ga., came upon a wild dog attacking a young boy, he quickly grabbed the animal and throttled it with his two hands.
A reporter saw the incident, congratulated the man and told him the headline the following day would read, “Local Man Saves Child by Killing Vicious Animal.”
The hero, however, told the journalist that he wasn’t from Macon.
“Well, then,” the reporter said, “the headline will probably say, ‘Georgia Man Saves Child by Killing Dog.’”
“Actually,” the man said, “I’m from Connecticut.”
“In that case,” the reporter said in a huff, “the headline will read, ‘Yankee Kills Family Pet’.”
Americas Best MySpace Animal Comments
Did you enjoy this post? Why not leave a comment below and continue the conversation, or subscribe to my feed and get articles like this delivered automatically to your feed reader.
Comments
No comments yet.
Leave a comment