Archive for November, 2009
Little Tony on Grammar — Again
Little TONY was sitting in class one day. All of a sudden, he needed to go to the bathroom. He yelled out, “Miss Jones, I need to take a piss!!” The teacher replied, ‘Now, TONY, that is NOT the proper word to use in this situation. The correct word you want to use is ‘urinate.’ [...]
Broke Ass Batman
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Little Tony on Grammar
One day, during lessons on proper grammar, the teacher asked for a show of hands from those who could use the word “beautiful” in the same sentence twice. First, she called! on little Suzie, who responded with, “My father bought my mother a beautiful dress and she looked beautiful in it.” “Very good, Suzie,” replied [...]
Computer Error Code: User Error
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Little Tony on Getting Older
Little TONY was sitting on a park bench munching on one candy bar after another. After the 6th one a man on the bench across from him said, “Son, you know eating all that candy isn’t good for you. It will give you acne, rot your teeth, and make you fat.” Little TONY replied, “My [...]
I Believe in Sexy Saturdays
The war against boring, lackluster Saturday morning blogging has begun and Blakk Frogg feels proud to strike first! Sarcastic & Sexy MySpace Comments So if you believe that Saturday mornings deserve a little spice, post some, read some and hopefully before the end of the day you’ll actually GET some! – blakk frogg P.S. : [...]
Meet Franken Cat
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Going to Bed Alone Not a Bad Thing?
Last night as I lamented over having to go to bed alone it dawned on me that I have the ability to do something that a fella shacked up with a female companion cannot safely do… so I let loose a 10 second anal explosion that caused the covers at the end of the bed [...]
Grandma Flashing Her Goods
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Moments of Joy at the Urinal — STOP!
OK, this got on Blakk Frogg‘s nerves last night. Why do some guys feel the need to grunt, groan, sigh loudly and/or say, “Ohhhhhhh…..? Whew. Oh boy this feels good” while using the urinal in a public restroom? Do they think anyone CARES to hear that sort of thing? Better question: Do they do that [...]
