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Little Tony on Mathematics
Posted by Blakk Frogg in Jokes on November 17, 2009
A teacher asks her class, “If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?” She calls on little TONY.
He replies, “None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot.”
The teacher replies, “The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking.”
Then little TONY says, “I have a question for YOU.
There are 3 women sitting on a bench having ice cream:
One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream.
Which one is married?”
The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied, “Well, I suppose the one that’s gobbled down the top and sucked the cone.”
To which Little TONY replied, “The correct answer is ‘the one with the wedding ring on,” but I like your thinking.”
Funny Motivational Posters: Oct 2009
Posted by Blakk Frogg in Funny Pictures, Humor, MySpace Comments, Sarcastic on November 17, 2009
Everyone needs a little motivation and last month YOU sick little monkeys looked at these mock motivational posters more than any others… so we hope you enjoy the most popular mock motivational posters for October 2009!
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OMG! Knock First!
Posted by Blakk Frogg in Funny Pictures, Humor, MySpace Comments, Sarcastic on November 17, 2009
Little Tony on Mathematics
Posted by Blakk Frogg in Jokes on November 16, 2009
Little TONY returns from school and says he got an ‘F’ in arithmetic.
“Why?” asks the father?
“The teacher asked ‘How much is 2×3,’” I said “6″, replies TONY.
“But that’s right!” says his dad.
“Yeah, but then she asked me “How much is 3×2?’”
“What’s the fucking difference?” asks the father.
“That’s what I said!”
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Cat Says a Bad Word
Posted by Blakk Frogg in Funny Pictures, Humor, MySpace Comments, Sarcastic on November 16, 2009
Little Tony on English
Posted by Blakk Frogg in Jokes on November 15, 2009
Little TONY goes to school, and the teacher says, “Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?”
TONY says “Mas-tur-bate.”
Miss Rogers smiles and says, “Wow, little TONY, that’s a mouthful.”
Little TONY says, “No, Miss Rogers, you’re thinking of a blowjob.”
Calling You a Cracka!
Posted by Blakk Frogg in Funny Pictures, Humor, MySpace Comments, Sarcastic on November 15, 2009
Two Boys Play Hockey in Boston
Posted by Blakk Frogg in Jokes on November 14, 2009
Two boys are playing hockey on the pond on Boston Common, when one is
attacked by a vicious Rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other boy took
his hockey stick and managed to wedge it down the dog’s collar and
twist, luckily breaking the dog’s neck and stopping its attack.
A reporter who was strolling by sees the incident, and rushes over to
interview the boy.
“Young Bruins Fan Saves friend from Vicious Animal…” he starts
writing in his notebook.
“But, I’m not a Bruins Fan,” the little hero replied. “Sorry, since
we’re in Boston, I just assumed you were,” said the reporter and starts
again.
“Red Sox Fan Rescues Friend from Horrific attack…” he continued
writing in his notebook.
“I’m not a Red Sox fan either!” The boy said.
“I assumed everyone in Boston was either for the Bruins or the Red Sox
So, what team do you root for?” the reporter asked.
“I’m a Yankees fan!” the child beamed. The reporter starts a new sheet
in his notebook and writes:
“Little Bastard from New York Kills Beloved Family Pet.”
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Posted by Blakk Frogg in Funny Pictures, Humor, MySpace Comments, Sarcastic on November 14, 2009
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