Archive for November, 2009
Insulting Computer Error
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Little Tony on Mathematics
A teacher asks her class, “If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?” She calls on little TONY. He replies, “None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot.” The teacher replies, “The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking.” [...]
Funny Motivational Posters: Oct 2009
Everyone needs a little motivation and last month YOU sick little monkeys looked at these mock motivational posters more than any others… so we hope you enjoy the most popular mock motivational posters for October 2009! cut-n-paste the code to use the image on blogs, profiles, comments.. and your mom’s forehead!Visit MySpace Sarcasm if…you like [...]
OMG! Knock First!
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Little Tony on Mathematics
Little TONY returns from school and says he got an ‘F’ in arithmetic. “Why?” asks the father? “The teacher asked ‘How much is 2×3,’” I said “6″, replies TONY. “But that’s right!” says his dad. “Yeah, but then she asked me “How much is 3×2?’” “What’s the fucking difference?” asks the father. “That’s what I [...]
Cat Says a Bad Word
This foul-mouthed kitty cat must’ve just seem something really weird… like you getting paid by a U.S. Senator for ‘favors’ behind a row of outhouses.
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Little Tony on English
Little TONY goes to school, and the teacher says, “Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?” TONY says “Mas-tur-bate.” Miss Rogers smiles and says, “Wow, little TONY, that’s a mouthful.” Little TONY says, “No, Miss Rogers, you’re thinking of a blowjob.” Celebrity Glamour GirlsHot [...]
Calling You a Cracka!
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Two Boys Play Hockey in Boston
Two boys are playing hockey on the pond on Boston Common, when one is attacked by a vicious Rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other boy took his hockey stick and managed to wedge it down the dog’s collar and twist, luckily breaking the dog’s neck and stopping its attack. A reporter who was strolling by sees [...]
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