Archive for November, 2009
Crowd Participation Gone Wrong
Sporting events have always drawn large crowds and with so many events and types of sports to choose from, some of the slower sports have adopted the policy of having Crowd Participation events where fans in the stands get to interact up close and personal with some of their favorite, and least favorite, athletic personalities. [...]
Mr. Tube Steak?
The infamous Blakk Frogg has always warned people to watch what they eat… because one never knows when a friend, or foe, may have “slipped a little green, inside their spaghetti” (from Biz Markie’s Pickin’ Boogers Song). Now, however, thanks to the folks responsible for Americas Best MySpace Comments, the infamous Blakk Frogg also suggests [...]
Stuart Little Found Dead
In a strange and unusual series of events, Blakk Frogg came across thye carcass of a world-renowned animal actor named ‘Stuart Little’ last night. While Blakk Frogg refuses to say WHY he visited an area of The City known for prostitution, gambling drugs and free wireless internet… the fact remains that Stuart Little has, in [...]
Alternate Meanings for Existing Words
The Washington Post has also published the winning submissions to its yearly contest in which readers are asked to supply alternate meanings for common words. And the winners are: 1. Coffee, (n.) the person upon whom one coughs. 2. Flabbergasted, (adj.) appalled by discovering how much weight one has gained. 3. Abdicate, (v.) to give [...]
Pimp Looking for New Hoes?
While browsing through an unnamed personals magazine, for professional reasons, Blakk Frogg came across the following photograph and figured he ought to share it with the rest of you and call it “Pimp Looking for New Hoes”. Americas Best MySpace Random Comments Now if you will please excuse Blakk Frogg has a few ‘professional’ emails [...]
Georgia Trooper’s Nightstick
Two men are driving through Georgia when they get pulled over by a State Trooper. The cop walks up and taps on the window with his nightstick. The driver rolls down the window and WHACK! The cop smacks him in the head with the stick. “What the hell was that for?” the driver asks. “You’re [...]
Some Police Have A Sense of Humor
“Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they’re new. They’ll stretch out after you wear them awhile.” “Take your hands off the car, and I’ll make your birth certificate a worthless document.” “If you run, you’ll only go to jail tired.” “Can you run faster then 1,200 feet per second? In case you didn’t know, that [...]
Fiance’s Sexy Sister Teases Me
I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me …. it was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was braless. She would [...]
Words That Aren’t Really Words
Once in a while people create their own words, and this time Blakk Frogg jotted a few of them down w/ definitions for your reading pleasure. Well, OK, someone sent him an email and all he did was re-post it. Fine. You caught him. See if he cares. 1. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying [...]
Classic Dear Abby Letter
Dear Abby, I am a crack dealer in Council Bluffs who has recently been diagnosed as a carrier of the HIV virus. My parents live in a suburb of Des Moines and one of my sisters, who lives in Ames, is married to a transvestite. My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing [...]
