Archive for October, 2009
Mother in Law Comes to Visit
“Oh, boy! I’m glad you’re here,” the little boy said to his grandmother on his mother’s side. “Why?” she asked. “Because now Daddy will do the trick he’s been promising us.” “What trick?” “Well, he told Mommy that if you came to visit, he would climb the walls.” Sarcastic MySpace Comments
Painful Motorcycle Crash
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Difference Between Guts and Balls
We’ve all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed below … GUTS: is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having [...]
Little Girl Watches a Baby’s Birth
The baby was coming way too fast so the paramedics were called. To make it worse, when they arrived, there was a power outage. The paramedics asked the four year old sister to hold the flashlight for them. Despite the difficulties, all went well and the mother delivered a baby boy. The paramedic smacked him [...]
Bull Horn Through Man’s Leg
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New Captain and the Camel
A new Army Captain was assigned to an outfit in a remote post in the African desert. During his first inspection of the outfit, he noticed a camel hitched up behind the mess tent. He asks the Sergeant why the camel is kept there. The nervous sergeant said, “Well sir, as you know, there are [...]
Scientific Way of Explaining Hell
The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid-term. The answer by one student was so “profound” that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well. Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) [...]
Man and Angry Bull Walk on Water
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Midget Wants to Inspect a Horse
Bob calls his buddy Sam, the horse rancher, and says he’s sending a friend over to look at a horse. Sam asks “How will I recognize him?” “That’s easy… He’s a midget with a speech impediment.” So, the midget shows up, and Sam asks him if he’s looking for a male or female horse. “A [...]
Men are Like…
As punishment for the gratuitous ‘scantily clad
