Archive for October, 2009
Different Meanings for Men and Women
Sometimes men and women don’t quite see eye to eye on things and Blakk Frogg thinks he may have found the problem. Men and women have different definitions for some very basic words. See below for details! THINGY (thing-ee) n. Female…… Any part under a car’s hood. Male….. The strap fastener on a woman’s bra. [...]
Rigors of Sports and Garbage Collection
A recent report issued by the folks at Simply Frogg announced to the world that some people just cannot handle the tough and strenuous rigors of high level athletic competition… and that others cannot handle simple garbage collection duties. Sarcastic MySpace Comments Yeah, the word, ‘ouch’ comes to mind at times like this.
The Perfect Computer
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Oral Sex, People! Oral Sex!
Once again the infamous Blakk Frogg dares to push the limits of good taste by publishing a blog entitled “Oral Sex”. Oh, and if you HAVE to ask what “oral sex” means, either ‘cuz you never learned or have long since forgotten its meaning, you might wanna’ consider visiting your local ‘Red Light District’ for [...]
Get Hair on Her Twinkie
A little girl goes to the barber shop with her father. She stands next to the barber chair while her dad gets his hair cut. After a while she takes out a snack cake and begins eating. The barber smiles at her and says, “Sweetheart, you’re gonna get hair on your twinkie.” “I know, “she [...]
The Perfecct Computer
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Little Johnny Does it Again
Little Johnny’s neighbors had a baby. Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears. When the mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnny’s family was invited over to see the baby. Before they left their house, Little Johnny’s dad had a talk with him and explained that the baby had no ears. His [...]
Mother, Ironing and Grandma
A mother was ironing the clean laundry one day. Her son asked her, “Mother, why are you ironing those clothes?” His mother said, “To make them nice and wrinkle free.” Her son said, “Then, why don’t you iron Grandma’s face? Sarcastic MySpace Comments
People are Like Slinkies
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What You SHOULD Say at Work…
Dear Employees: It has been brought to management’s attention that some individuals throughout the company have been using foul language during the course of normal conversation with their co-workers. Due to complaints received from some employees who may be easily offended, this type of language will no longer be tolerated. We do however, realize the [...]
