Archive for September, 2009
Sexual Encounters With Ghosts
A professor at University of Arkansas was giving a lecture on the supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he asks, “How many people here believe in Ghosts?” About 90 students raise their hands. “Well, that’s a good start. Out of those of you who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you [...]
Rejected Husband Has A Comeback
One night, as a couple lays down for bed, the husband starts rubbing his wife’s arm. The wife turns over and says “I’m sorry honey, I’ve got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh.” The husband, rejected, turns over. A few minutes later, he rolls back over and taps his wife again. [...]
Kitchen Utensil or Perverse Sex Tool?
Some items just make you wonder… like this nice, shiny thing. It appears to have a probe shooting up the middle. Why? Where does that probe want to go? Should we have serious concerns regarding this metal probe’s potentially evil intentions?
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What is a Dairy Queen?
And now for a short, quick joke….. Q: What is a Dairy Queen A: A gay milkman ——– So simple that you’ll tell all your friends. Juast admit it, OK? Then find more free jokes at Simply Frogg.
Item From Kitchen or… Perverse Sex Tool?
What does it say about a person that can walk though the kitchenwares section of a department store, catch a glimpse of this thing, and think, “Oh my Goodness! What do they use THAT thing for?!?”
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Pointing a Gun Right at You
Nothing says, “Welcome. Please come in” quite like some guy who looks like a Latin gangbanger from Los Angeles, CA pointing a big gun in your face. So please come in and make yourselves comfortable. Don’t try to steal anything ‘cuz I think ya’ know what will happen if ya’ do.
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Adultery, Penis… and Hacksaw
A construction worker came home just in time to find his wife in bed with another man. So he dragged the man down the stairs to the garage and puts the guy’s dick in the clamp. He secured it tightly and removed the handle. Then he picked up a hacksaw. The man, terrified, screamed, “STOP! [...]
Shocking Family Reunion Photos
Not sure what to expect here? Every other year the Shocker Family gets together for a family reunion and this time, some bright member of the family brought a camera! So without further ado, please enjoy the following shocking family reunion photos: Americas Best MySpace Sex Comments It stands to reason that someone will get [...]
MySpace Tom Seeking Anal Love
How many of you out there think the makers of Facebook and/or Twitter may have had something to do with the creation of this photo and its spreading like wildfire across the Internet a few years ago?
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