Archive for September, 2009
How To Make ‘Authentic’ Crispy Asian Chicken
The following chain of pictures which will detail the painstaking process (in reverse) by which even a total loser in the kitchen can prepare the super-succulent and ever-popular Chinese Food dish known as Crispy Asian Chicken.
Warning: Images reveal trade secrets that may offend some readers — and give others some great ideas on how to [...]
Mona Lisa Smoking…
Leave it to some pro-marijuana person to add a joint and the infamous Bud Light ‘WASSUP’ phrase to the world-famous Mona Lisa painting. Still funny, though, and no… we DON’T care who ya’ are.
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George Carlin’s New Rules
New Rule: Stop giving me that pop-up ad for classmates.com! There’s a reason you don’t talk to people for 25 years. Because you don’t particularly like them! Besides, I already know what the captain of the football team is doing these days: mowing my lawn. New Rule: Don’t eat anything that’s served to you out [...]
Mona Lisa After Visiting the United States
Some people have theorized that living in the United States turns immigrants to the US into overweight, superficial a$$holes. We suspect those same people created this image…
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Simply Frogg’s Most Read (Sept 2007)
Ready for funny shit that everyone else has already read, loved and possibly forgotten to send you ‘cuz they were too busy instant messaging your mom? Check out the most read Simply Frogg Pages for September of 2007! (1) Free MySpace Comments Index Page (2) Simply Frogg Jokes Index Page (3) Simply Frogg Pictures Index [...]
Pharmacology Names for…. Viagra!
In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also call Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen. Simply Frogg and Americas Best free jokes, comments and graphics The FDA [...]
Inside a Raver’s Pocket
Fo all of you who think it harsh and mean of us to imply that many people who attend raves or really enjoy the rave seen take drugs or use prescribed medications in an inappropriate manner, well, you have obviosly either never gone to a rave or had real FUN at a real rave… but [...]
Lost Dog, er, Girlfriend
This poster once contained a lot of personal information about some guy’s ex-girlfriend who liked to sniff cocaine and was last seen banging the guy’s former best friend. According to rumor it got posted all over a bridge in a mjor US city.
Payback’s a B!TCH, ya’ dirty tramp! Ha ha…
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Russian Wrestles a Redneck
A RUSSIAN AND A REDNECK WRESTLER WERE SET TO SQUARE OFF FOR THE OLYMPIC GOLD MEDAL. BEFORE THE FINAL MATCH, THE REDNECK WRESTLER’S TRAINER CAME TO HIM AND SAID, “NOW, DON’T FORGET ALL THE RESEARCH WE’VE DONE ON THIS RUSSIAN. HE’S NEVER LOST A MATCH BECAUSE OF THIS ‘PRETZEL’ HOLD HE HAS. WHATEVER YOU DO, [...]
They Call Them… Spreaders
Sick as it sounds, someone actually thought to name a product ‘Spreaders’. It apparently come from the ‘Guy Buffet Collection’. Question: Do they pronounce that first word as ‘Gee’ like bee, or as ‘Gie’ like the synonym for man or male.
If the latter, then y’all can keep these darn things ‘cuz we have need for [...]
