Archive for August, 2009
Attractive Harley Davidson Girl
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Applying for a Job
A man went to apply for a job. After filling out the application, he waited anxiously for the outcome. The employer read all his credentials and said, “We have an opening for people like you.” “Oh, great,” he said, “What is it?” “It’s called the door!” Americas Best MySpace Attitude Comments
Silent Bob Head Banger
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Tasteless Michael Jackson Joke
Michael Jackson is walking out from the operating room after his wife gave birth to their son. Michael says “Hey Doc how long till we can have sex?” The Doctor says, “At least wait till he is walking, Michael!!” Americas Best MySpace Attitude Comments
Kid With Head Stuck in Chair
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Junior Got His Driver License
Junior had just received his brand new drivers license. To celebrate, the whole family trooped out to the driveway and climbed into the car for his inaugural drive. Dad immediately headed to the back seat, directly behind the newly minted driver. “I’ll bet you’re back there to get a change of scenery after all those [...]
Trick Photography
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Adult Sex Jokes
Q. What’s the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? A. 45 minutes. Sarcastic MySpace Motivational Poster Comments Q. Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? A. Breasts don’t have eyes. Sarcastic MySpace Motivational Poster Comments Q. What is the difference between medium and rare? A: Six inches is medium, eight inches [...]
Highest Tipped Barmaid
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Please Paint the Porch
A hobo comes up to the front door of a neat looking farmhouse and raps gently on the door. When the farm owner answers, the hobo asks him, “Please, sir, could you give me something to eat? I haven’t had a good meal in several days.” The owner says, “I have made a fortune in [...]
