World Records for Midgets
One day three midgets decided they wanted to be in the record books.
The first one says “I have pretty short arms”, so he goes and succeeds.
The second one says “I have pretty short legs,” so he goes and succeeds.
The third one says “I have a very small penis,” and when he comes back he asks, “Who the hell is Leonardo DiCaprio?”
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