Archive for August, 2009
Handing Wife a Gun
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Boss on the Other Line
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Froggs and Alcohols
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Only Four Parachutes
One night, a Delta twin-engine puddle jumper was flying somewhere above New Jersey. There were five people on board: the pilot, Michael Jordan, Bill Gates, the Dali Lama, and a hippie. Suddenly, an illegal oxygen generator exploded loudly in the luggage compartment, and the passenger cabin began to fill with smoke. The cockpit door opened, [...]
Drunken Happy Holidys
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World Records for Midgets
One day three midgets decided they wanted to be in the record books. The first one says “I have pretty short arms”, so he goes and succeeds. The second one says “I have pretty short legs,” so he goes and succeeds. The third one says “I have a very small penis,” and when he comes [...]
Holidays Troop Message
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Sick Man Visits the Doctor
A man hasn’t been feeling well, so he goes to his doctor for a complete check-up. Afterward, the doctor comes out with the results. “I’m afraid I have some very bad news,” the doctor says. “You’re dying, and you don’t have much time left.” “Oh, that’s terrible!” says the man. “How long have I got?” [...]
Alzheimer Harley Davidson Rider
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Redneck MySpace Comments
So once again that damnable bastard of a Blakk Frogg has pissed into the wind and ruined another pair of shoes… and at the same time created a new Redneck MySpace Comments site. Can you blame him? Some of the shit Rednecks do would make a damn DEAD man laugh! Free Redneck MySpace Comments Free [...]
