Archive for July, 2009
Old Woman Has No Enemies
At the end of the service, the Minister asked, “How many of you have forgiven your enemies?” 80% held up their hands. The Minister then repeated his question. All responded this time, except one small elderly Lady. “Mrs. Jones? Are you not willing to forgive your enemies?” “I don’t have any,” she replied, smiling sweetly. [...]
Bus Driver Insulted Her
A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The bus driver looked at the child and blurted out, “That’s the ugliest baby I’ve ever seen!” Infuriated, the woman slammed her fare into the fare box and took an aisle seat near the rear of the bus. The man seated next to her sensed her [...]
Popular Adult MySpace Comments in June 2009
Late as usual, but never mind that. You will scroll them anyways, like a good little troll, and laugh your butt off — or we beat the hamsters with a lace whip one more time! Visit Adult-MySpace-Comments.Com if…you like funny, sexy and sarcastic stuff Visit Adult-MySpace-Comments.Com if…you like funny, sexy and sarcastic stuff Visit Adult-MySpace-Comments.Com [...]
Popular Adult MySpace Comments — 06/09
Late as usual, but never mind that. You will scroll them anyways, like a good little troll, and laugh your butt off — or we beat the hamsters with a lace whip one more time! Visit Adult-MySpace-Comments.Com if…you like funny, sexy and sarcastic stuff Visit Adult-MySpace-Comments.Com if…you like funny, sexy and sarcastic stuff Visit Adult-MySpace-Comments.Com [...]
When Idiots Name Children
One day, Mr. Phillard rushed his pregnant wife over to the hospital. As the doctors were prepping his wife, Mr. Phillard’s idiot brother Bill arrived to watch the birth. But when Mr. Phillard saw the blood and everything else, he fainted. When Mr. Phillard woke up he was in a bed with the doctor standing [...]
Sally Sees Her First Willy
Little Sally came home from school and with a smile on her face and told her mother. “Frank Brown showed me his willy today!” Before the mother could raise a concern, Sally went on to say, “It reminded me of a peanut” Relaxing with a hidden smile, Sally’s Mum asked, “Really small was it?” Sally [...]
Wife Got Caught Cheating
The husband was angry when he found out that his wife had been cheating on him. He shouts at her, “I will play second fiddle to no one!” She replies, “Second fiddle? You are lucky you are still in the band!” Sarcastic MySpace Comments
Who’s the Father of Your Baby?
When someone puts in for Child Support, the proper thing to do is to find out who the father is and see why he is not providing support. The following are all replies that Dallas women have written on Child Support Agency forms in the section for listing father’s details. Or putting it another way…Who’s [...]
Strange Pussy in the Apartment
Stop thinking with your groin….. and read on, ya’ filthy pervert! Friday night I ventured out of the apartment to take in the local nightlife at a ‘spot’ called The Money. Those familiar with this area have most likely heard of the place and have definite opinions about the place. In general, people either love [...]
Real Friends vs. Fake Friends
FAKE FRiENDS: Never ask for food. REAl FRiENDS: are the reason you have no food. FAKE FRiENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs REAl FRiENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM FAKE FRiENDS: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. REAl FRiENDS: Would sit next to you sayin’, “Damn … we fucked up [...]
