Archive for July, 2009
Pain in Sports
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Golf Balls and Cheating Husband
A young couple gets married, and the groom asks his bride if he can have a dresser drawer of his own that she will never open. The bride agrees. After 30 years of marriage, she notices that his drawer has been left open. She peeks inside and sees 3 golf balls and $1,000. She confronts [...]
Pain in Sports
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Train Set and Bad Language
A few days after Christmas, A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new electric train set in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son yell “All you sons of bitches who want to get off, get the hell off now, because this is the [...]
Pain in Sports
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Diving Board Grants Three Wishes
There were these three guys. They had been walking for 3 days and were very tired. They found a hotel, rented a room and went to sleep. Then, this old guy comes in out of nowhere, and says there is a magic pool just outside their hotel room. He tells them “Ok, you must jump [...]
Motivational Poster: Birth Control
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Irish Drinking Joke
John O’Reilly hoisted his beer and said, “Here’s to spending the rest of me life, between the legs of me wife!” That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night! He went home and told his wife, Mary, “I won the prize for the Best toast of the [...]
Little Boy Asks His Mother Why He’s Black
One day a little boy asks his mother, “Mommy? Why am I black and you are white?” Mother turns to her son and says, “Listen… The way THAT party went you’re lucky you don’t bark!”
Redneck Cow Butt Tattoo
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