Archive for July, 2009
Why Do They Call It a Pussy?
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Little Girl Wants Four Animals
A teacher asked her class, “What do you want out of life?” A little girl raised her hand and said, “All I want out of life is four little animals.” The teacher asked, “Really, and what four little animals would that be?” The little girl answered, “A Mink on my back, a Jaguar in the [...]
Pickup Crashed Into the Garage
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Reverend John Fluff
The Reverend John Fluff was the pastor of a small town in Ireland. One day he was walking down the high street, when he noticed a young lady from his congregation sitting in a pub drinking beer. The Reverend wasn’t happy. He walked through the open door of the pub and sat down next to [...]
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Guess Which A$$hole Called
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Worm in His Ear
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Old Man Prays at Western Wall
A female CNN journalist heard about a very old Jewish man who had been going to the Western Wall to pray, twice a day, everyday, for a long, long time. So she went to check it out. She went to the Wall and there he was, walking slowly up to the Holy site. She watched [...]
Samuel Jackson Beer
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Squirrels in Houses of Worship
There were five Houses of Worship in a small Texas town: The Presbyterian Church, the Baptist Church, the Methodist Church, the Catholic Church and the Jewish Synagogue. Due to some seriously bad fires in the surrounding forests, each House of Worship found itself overrun with pesky squirrels. One day, the PRESBYTERIAN CHURCH called a meeting [...]
