Hillbillies’ Dumb Wives

Three Hillbillies are sitting on their porch in Arkansas. One says,
“Boy is my wife dumb. She’s so stupid that she went shopping today and
bought an air-conditioner. Hell, we ain’t got electricity!”

Then the other guy says, “Ah that ain’t nothing, my wife’s dumber than
that! She went shopping yesterday and had a washing machine delivered.”
They all laughed and laughed, why nobody around here has plumbing!

The third Hillbilly said, “Well, I reckon my woman’s got to be the
dumbest. Just this morning I was looking in her purse for some change and
found six condoms. Hell, she ain’t got no pecker.”


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