Archive for June, 2009
B-B-B-Bondage?
Some people shy away from things that have to do with bondage…. but your ass clicked the link. Guess that might make you…. a pervert? Right? click picture to enlarge more water bondage comments Nah, not really. The majority of people that Blakk Frogg has met in his years on this planet have their fetishes, [...]
Difference ‘Tween Men & Women Explained
For years people have asked Blakk Frogg for any easy-to-understand tutorial explaining the primary and most imporatant difference between men and women. Finally, after years of careful research and numerous failed attmepts, Blakk Frogg has, indeed, come up with an easy-to-understand guide explaining the differences between men and women….. Sarcastic MySpace Comments For those still [...]
Man’s Suspicious Fishing Trip
A man calls home to his wife and says, “Honey I have been asked to go fishing at Everglades City, a town in Florida, with my boss and several of his friends. We’ll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion I’ve been wanting so would you [...]
Bad Prank on Old Lady?
Defense Attorney: Will you please state your age? Little Old Lady: I am 92 years old. Defense Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own words what happened the night of April 1st? Little Old Lady: There I was, sitting there in my swing, on my front porch on a warm spring evening, when a [...]
Are You: Democrat, Republican or Southerner?
Are you a Democrat, Republican or Southerner? Here is a little test that will help you decide: SCENARIO: You’re walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities and some seemingly unintelligible things about [...]
“Fathers Only” Survivor Series
Six married men will be dropped on an island with one car and 3 kids each for six weeks. Each kid will play two sports and either take music or dance classes. There is no fast food. Sarcastic MySpace Comments Each man must take care of his 3 kids; keep his assigned house clean, correct [...]
Cut Off by Dick in a Truck
On my work to work this morning I got cut off by this dick in a truck… Simply Frogg and Americas Best free myspace pics, comments & graphics Yeah… definitely a giant dick in that truck. So, so rude. He’s lucky I didn’t develop road rage and castrate him! Hope all well out there wherever [...]
Dick in the Road
Back in grade school Blakk Frogg used to get in trouble all the time for acting like a fool in school… and for rhyming words like turds and birds. He did not, however, get in trouble for saying things like, “You should have seen the size of the dick walking in the road this morning!” [...]
Guinness Beer and Steamed Clams — Love It!
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About This Life (w/ Funny Pictures)
The trouble with bucket seats is that not everybody has the same size bucket. Americas Best MySpace Attitude Comments Do you realize that in about 40 years, we’ll have thousands of old ladies running around with tattoos? Money can’t buy happiness — but somehow it’s more comfortable to cry in a Porsche than in a [...]
