Archive for May, 2009
Poor Ole Lost His Fiinkas
Ole vas vorking at the fish plant up nort in Dulut vhen he accidentally cut off all ten of his finkers. He vent to da emergency room in the Clinik and vhen he got dar da Norsky doctor looked at Ole and said, “Let’s have da finkers and I’ll see vhat I can do.” Ole [...]
Seven Degrees of Blonde Jokes
Once again we find ourselves poised and ready to take aim at blondes. Why? Because the Simply Frogg Crew received more blonde jokes in our email this morning! Sheesh. Must we explain everything to you?!?!? Blonde Joke Index First Blonde Joke Second Blonde Joke Third Blonde Joke Fourth Blonde Joke Fifth Blonde Joke Sixth Blonde [...]
Advanced Love Making tip
As a token of our esteem, and to let you know how much you matter to us, we’d like to offer the following love-making tip you ladies can give to your partner bfore you begin bumping uglies, doing the nasty, playing hide the salami…. er, we meant to say ‘making love’: Simply Frogg and Americas [...]
Love America Pics
Several years ago the infamous Blakk Frogg decided to compile a collection of Patriotic MySpace Comments so that people could show their love of and appreciation for the United States of America and the men and women who defend it. That project bears the name of America’s Best Comments and still exists to this day. [...]
Little Girl and Her Firetruck
A firefighter was working on the engine outside the station when he noticed a little girl nearby in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the sides & a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle. The girl was wearing a firefighter’s helmet. The wagon was being pulled by her dog & her [...]
Comment on Al Qaeda Cat by Blakk Frogg
While the whole cat photo thing never realy made all that much sense to Blakk Frogg, neitehr did the idea of blowing himself up so he could get a bunch of virgins… who didn’t put out while alive. Now what the HELL makes a person think a dead chick’s gonna’ give it up? And furthermore, who the HELL wants DEAD p#ssy anyways — virgin or otherwise?!?
Small Man Smothered by Big Girl in Bed
There exists a faction of fellas who adore the big girls. They say things like, “More cushion for the pushin’” and “There’s just more to love.” OK. Fine. We get that point… but at what point does the girl become too big even for THOSE guys, huh? Where do they draw the line? Visit Americas-Best.Com [...]
Sister Mary Needs Gas
Sister Mary, who worked for a home health agency, was out making her rounds visiting homebound patients when she ran out of gas. As luck would have it, a gas station was just a block away. She walked to the station to borrow a gas can and buy some gas. The attendant told her that [...]
Save Water by Drinking Beer
Now you would have to possess the IQ of a snail (no offense to any snails reading this….) to think that drinking beer will save water. Uh, hello? Last we checked, you could not MAKE beer w/o water. Come to think of it, beer’s main ingredient IS water! Having said all that, we must possess [...]
All About the Pastor’s Ass
The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered in another race and it won again. The local paper read: PASTOR’S ASS OUT FRONT. The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the pastor not to enter [...]
