A husband & wife went to the rodeo and one of their first stops was the Breeding Bull exhibit.
They went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said, “This bull mated 50 times last year.”
The wife playfully nudged her husband in the ribs and said, “See, he mated 50 times last year … Once-a-week.”
They walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said, “This bull mated 120 times last year.”
The wife gave her husband a healthy jab and said, “That’s more than twice a week! You could learn a lot from him.”
They walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said, in capital letters, “This bull mated 365 times last year.”
The wife said, that’s once-a-DAY. You could REALLY learn something from this one.”
The husband looked at her and said, “Go over and ask him if it was with the same cow.”
NOTE: The husband’s condition has been upgraded from critical to stable.
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#1 by april on June 1, 2009 - 7:47 am
LMAO………………….:-) THIS MADE MY DAY!!!!
#2 by Blakk Frogg on June 1, 2009 - 3:08 pm
Glad we could help.