Archive for May, 2009
Admitting You’re An A$$hole
Send this little gem to all those people who claim NOT to have a$$hole status. You know the type…. like Blakk Frogg, for example. He adamantly denies his a$$holic nature. Someone needs to teach that bastard a lesson! Visit Americas-Best.Com for…Funny/Sexy/Sarcastic/Stupid MySpace Comments
Sex Life of Bulls and Men
A husband & wife went to the rodeo and one of their first stops was the Breeding Bull exhibit. They went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said, “This bull mated 50 times last year.” The wife playfully nudged her husband in the ribs and said, “See, he mated [...]
All Day I Dream About Sex
This classic comes straight out of fourth grade or whatever grade that everything got turned into something…. dirty. Hmmm…. For Blakk Frogg that might have happened in kindergarten. At naptime he thought about boinking the teacher even though he had no idea what boinking meant. Visit Americas-Best.Com for…Funny/Sexy/Sarcastic/Stupid MySpace Comments
Big Nuts for Your Mouth
You can now ‘safely’ ask a woman if she likes the taste of big nuts… Visit Americas-Best.Com for…Funny/Sexy/Sarcastic/Stupid MySpace Comments NOTE: Blakk Frogg accepts no responsibility for what happens to the dumbasses who approach a woman thinking they can ACTUALLY ask a girl if she mindsthe taste of Big Nuts.
Heart Doctor and the Harley Mechanic
A mechanic was removing a cylinder-head from the motor of a Harley motorcycle when he spotted a well-known cardiologist in his shop. The cardiologist was there waiting for the service manager to come take a look at his bike when the mechanic shouted across the garage, “Hey Doc… want to take a look at this?” [...]
Calous Cat Does Not Care
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Can You Guess the Bra Size?
You read the Subject of this page correctly. The Simply Frogg Crew wants you to take a good, long look at this bra and guess what size breasts it holds…. Simply Frogg and Americas Best MySpace Commentsfree jokes, comments and graphics for MySpace Think you know the answer? Huh? Do ya? Well you’re in for [...]
Little Johnny Smarter Than His Teacher?
A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, “Everyone who thinks they’re stupid, stand up!” After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up. The teacher said, “Do you think you’re stupid, Little Johnny?” “No, ma’am, but I hate to see you standing there all by [...]
Call Me a Pussy One More Time
There comes a point in every cat’s life where getting called a pussy starts to really hurt and once a feline reaches that breaking point, the world needs to watch out ‘cuz some kitty cats can go postal in a heartbeat! Visit Americas-Best.Com for…Funny/Sexy/Sarcastic/Stupid MySpace Comments
T.G.I.F. vs. S.H.I.T.
A business man got on an elevator. When he entered, there was a blonde already inside who greeted him with a bright, “T-G-I-F.” He smiled at her and replied, “S-H-I-T.” She looked puzzled, and repeated, “T-G-I-F,” more slowly. He again answered, “S-H-I-T.” The blonde was trying to keep it friendly, so, she smiled her biggest [...]
