Archive for May, 2009
Sex Life of Bulls and Men
Posted by Blakk Frogg in Adult Humor, Funny Jokes, Funny Pictures, Humor, Jokes, Sarcastic, Sex Joke on May 31st, 2009
A husband & wife went to the rodeo and one of their first stops was the Breeding Bull exhibit.
They went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said, “This bull mated 50 times last year.”
The wife playfully nudged her husband in the ribs and said, “See, he mated 50 times last year … Once-a-week.”
They walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said, “This bull mated 120 times last year.”
The wife gave her husband a healthy jab and said, “That’s more than twice a week! You could learn a lot from him.”
They walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said, in capital letters, “This bull mated 365 times last year.”
The wife said, that’s once-a-DAY. You could REALLY learn something from this one.”
The husband looked at her and said, “Go over and ask him if it was with the same cow.”
NOTE: The husband’s condition has been upgraded from critical to stable.
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All Day I Dream About Sex
Posted by Blakk Frogg in Adult Humor, Adult MySpace Comments, Blakk Frogg Speaks, Funny Pictures, Humor, MySpace Comments, Sex Joke on May 30th, 2009
This classic comes straight out of fourth grade or whatever grade that everything got turned into something…. dirty. Hmmm…. For Blakk Frogg that might have happened in kindergarten. At naptime he thought about boinking the teacher even though he had no idea what boinking meant. 
Big Nuts for Your Mouth
Posted by Blakk Frogg in Adult Humor, Adult MySpace Comments, Blakk Frogg Speaks, Funny Pictures, Gross, Humor, MySpace Comments, Sarcastic on May 30th, 2009
You can now ’safely’ ask a woman if she likes the taste of big nuts…
NOTE: Blakk Frogg accepts no responsibility for what happens to the dumbasses who approach a woman thinking they can ACTUALLY ask a girl if she mindsthe taste of Big Nuts.
Heart Doctor and the Harley Mechanic
Posted by Blakk Frogg in Funny Jokes, Humor, Sarcastic on May 29th, 2009
A mechanic was removing a cylinder-head from the motor of a Harley motorcycle when he spotted a well-known cardiologist in his shop.
The cardiologist was there waiting for the service manager to come take a look at his bike when the mechanic shouted across the garage, “Hey Doc… want to take a look at this?”
The cardiologist, a bit surprised, walked over to where the mechanic was working on the motorcycle.
The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and said, “So Doc, look at this engine. I open its heart, take the valves out, repair any damage, and then put them back in, and when I finish, it works just like new. So how come I make $39,675 a year, a pretty small salary and you get the really big bucks ($1,695,759) when you and I are doing basically the same work?”
The cardiologist paused, smiled and leaned over, then whispered to the mechanic… “Try doing it with the engine running.”
Can You Guess the Bra Size?
Posted by Blakk Frogg in Adult Humor, Blakk Frogg Speaks, Funny Pictures, Humor on May 29th, 2009
You read the Subject of this page correctly. The Simply Frogg Crew wants you to take a good, long look at this bra and guess what size breasts it holds….
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Think you know the answer? Huh? Do ya? Well you’re in for a surprise! Why? Those things in the bra cups don’t BELONG in a bra!
The poor, poor kid whose parents tortured him like this will undoubtedly need tons and tons of therapy ‘cuz of this little joke they played on him!
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Little Johnny Smarter Than His Teacher?
Posted by Blakk Frogg in Funny Jokes, Humor, Jokes, Sarcastic on May 28th, 2009
A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses.
She started her class by saying, “Everyone who thinks they’re stupid, stand up!”
After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up.
The teacher said, “Do you think you’re stupid, Little Johnny?”
“No, ma’am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!”
Call Me a Pussy One More Time
Posted by Blakk Frogg in Adult Humor, Funny Pictures, Humor, MySpace Comments, Sarcastic on May 28th, 2009
There comes a point in every cat’s life where getting called a pussy starts to really hurt and once a feline reaches that breaking point, the world needs to watch out ‘cuz some kitty cats can go postal in a heartbeat!
T.G.I.F. vs. S.H.I.T.
Posted by Blakk Frogg in Funny Jokes, Humor, Jokes, Sarcastic on May 28th, 2009
A business man got on an elevator. When he entered, there was a blonde already inside who greeted him with a bright, “T-G-I-F.”
He smiled at her and replied, “S-H-I-T.”
She looked puzzled, and repeated, “T-G-I-F,” more slowly.
He again answered, “S-H-I-T.”
The blonde was trying to keep it friendly, so, she smiled her biggest smile and said as sweetly as possibly, “T-G-I-F.”
The man smiled back to her and once again, “S-H-I-T.”
The exasperated blonde finally decided to explain, “‘T-G-I-F’ means ‘Thank Goodness It’s Friday.’ Get it duuhhh?”
The man answered, “‘S-H-I-T’ means “Sorry, Honey, It’s Thursday.”
Admitting You’re An A$$hole
Posted by Blakk Frogg in Adult Humor, Adult MySpace Comments, Blakk Frogg Speaks, Funny Pictures, Humor, MySpace Comments, Sarcastic on May 31st, 2009
Send this little gem to all those people who claim NOT to have a$$hole status. You know the type…. like Blakk Frogg, for example. He adamantly denies his a$$holic nature. Someone needs to teach that bastard a lesson!
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