Archive for April, 2009
Bill Clinton’s Book vs. Titanic
Students were assigned to read 2 books, “Titanic” & “My Life” by Bill Clinton. One smartass student turned in the following book report, with the proposition that they were nearly identical stories! His cool professor gave him an A+ for this report: Titanic: $29.99 Clinton: $29.99 Titanic: Over 3 hours to read Clinton: Over 3 [...]
Motto of THE Beer Drinker
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Sierra Nevada & Sarcastic for Life
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Blonde Takes ‘Slow’ Boat to Europe
A beautiful young blonde was so depressed over her failed Broadway acting career that she decided to end her life by throwing herself into the ocean. But just before she could throw herself from the docks, a handsome young sailor stopped her. “You have so much to live for,” said the sailor. “Look, I’ m [...]
Warsteiner Beer…. Yummy!
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St. Pauli Beer Girl Poured
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She Looks Very, Very Familiar
A guy goes to a supermarket and notices a beautiful blonde who waves at him and says hello. He’s rather taken back because he can’t figure out why he knows her, yet he knows he does so he walks up slowly and asks politely, “Do you know me?” To which she casually replies, “I think [...]
Be My Valentine
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Some People Tan Too Much
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Where Babies Come From….
One afternoon a little girl returned from school and announced that her friend had told her where babies come from. Amused, her mother replied: “Really, sweetie, why don’t you tell me all about it?” The little girl explained, “Well… Okay… the Mommy and Daddy take off all of their clothes, and the Daddy’s thing sort [...]
