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Use these links to access all the jokes, pics, sarcasm and, um, other useless crap Blakk Frogg has posted on this site over the years.... ENJOY!
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Blakk Frogg heard you scream, "tie me up tight & wear me out" before you had to pick your speed 'cuz you were ready to screw a texas tart at the end of a cheap date... Hopefully ya' did-r-good!
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The intricacies of male-female relationships has plagued both men and women since the beginning of time and for all you ladies who have not yet quite figured out what guys' words mean, Blakk Frogg would like to offer you this handy guide:
Haven't I seen you before? = Nice ass
I'm a Romantic = I'm poor
I need you" = My hand is tired
I am different from all the other guys = I am not circumcised
I want a commitment = I'm sick of masturbation
You're the only girl I've ever cared about = You are the only girl who hasn't rejected me
I really want to get to know you better = So I can tell my friends about it
It's just orange juice, try it = 3 more shots, and she'll have her legs around my head
She's kind of cute = I want to have sex with her till I am blue in the face
I don't know if I like her = She won't sleep with me
I miss you so much = I am so horny that my male roommate is starting to look good
Was it good for you? = I'm insecure about my manhood
How do I compare with all your other boyfriends? = Is my penis really that small?
I had a wonderful time last night = Who the hell are you?
Oh, so you love me? = I've done something stupid and you might find out
Do you 'really' love me? = I've done something stupid and you're going to find out sooner or later
How much do you love me? = I've done something really stupid and someone's on his/her way to tell you about it now
I have something to tell you = Get tested
I'll give you a call = I'd rather have my nipples torn off by wild dogs than see you again
I've been thinking a lot = You're not as attractive as when I was drunk
I think we should just be friends = You're ugly
I've learned a lot from you = Next
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Most Popular Sarcastic MySpace Comments...
Welcome to the First Ever Monthly Most Popular Sarcastic MySpace Comments edition! Here you will find the most popular Sarcastic MySpace Comments for the month of.... September 2007!
Masturbating Cat Caught in the Act
Sarcastic MySpace Comments
Old Woman and Little Girl Discuss Dead Goldfish
Sarcastic MySpace Comments
Monkey Finger In Butt Tickles?
Sarcastic MySpace Comments
Really Fat Woman on a Park Bench
Sarcastic MySpace Comments
Little Girl Asks, "Practice for WHAT?"
Sarcastic MySpace Comments
Painted Bathroom Floor Scares the Shit Out of People
Sarcastic MySpace Comments
Where's Dildo Cartoon
Sarcastic MySpace Comments
Bad Day for Gay Siamese Brother's Ass
Sarcastic MySpace Comments
Tits! They Are Awesome!
Sarcastic MySpace Comments
So there you have it, folks.... the most popular Sarcastic MySpace Comments for the month of September 2007.
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