Americas Best What?
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Blakk Frogg Wear?
she sums up her feelings in a wonderful, sweet manner!
As a flight engineer for the US Air Force, a man had been stationed in the Middle East for several months before the US 'officially' declared War on Iraq. Ever since he began his air force flying career, his mother had been concerned about his safety. So, once news of the Invasion hit home, he expected a long letter from her expressing her anxiety.
But what she sent was a sheet of paper containing six words: KICK THEIRS. PROTECT YOURS. LOVE, MOM.
Note: To all of you that disliked this bulletin because of some odd, possibly idiotic, gripe you have w/ the US Government flexing its muscle (again), that's fine but just remember that the muscles flexing in the name of the US Government are on the men and women who grew up in a town just like your town, right down the road from your town, and possibly even from..... your town.
And now for a patriotic salute from the Dahmer Triplets:
The Wife Has a Good News / Bad News Story for Hubby?
A husband and wife were sharing a bottle of wine when the husband said, "I bet you can't tell me something to make me happy and sad at the same time."
The wife thought for a few moments, then said, "Your pecker is bigger than your brother's ..."
NOTE: No weiners were harmed in course of making the above photograph. Those stick figures were born that way.
Worried Mother Seeks Advice From Psychiatrist?
A woman came to the psychiatrist worried.
"Doctor," she said, "I can't sleep at night. When I'm in the next room, I have this dreadful fear that I won't hear the baby if he falls out of the crib at night. What should I do?"
"Easy," said the doctor. "Just take the carpet off the floor."
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