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    cool clothes & more from Frogg!

    Blakk Frogg advances his sarcasm by digging deep in his beer-soaked brain for cool ideas so that you can tell the world to put a cock in it!

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    Blakk Frogg heard you scream, "tie me up tight & wear me out" before you had to pick your speed 'cuz you were ready to screw a texas tart at the end of a cheap date... Hopefully ya' did-r-good!

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  • americas-best.com: another blakk frogg production
          Dress Shoe for a High Class Biker Babe?
    blakk frogg found the perfect biker dress shoe to go with those designer chaps!

    Everyone knows that Blakk Frogg loves to get out on two wheels in pretty much any kind of weather. He also believes that everyone should, at one point in their life, experience the Freedom of the Open Road w/o the walls of a car around them.... This includes high class ladies, too!




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    Now get out there and RIDE, ladies! Ride like you broke wind! Er, no, that's not it.....

          Legless Parrot Joke?

    blakk frogg heard this parrot joke and just HAD to share it with you!

    A guy is browsing in a pet shop and sees a parrot sitting on a little perch. It doesn't have any feet or legs. The guy says aloud, "Jeesh. I wonder what happened to this Parrot?"

    The parrot says, "I was born this way. I'm a defective parrot."

    "Holy shit," the guy replies. "You actually understood and answered me!"

    "I got every word," says the parrot. I happen to be a highly intelligent, thoroughly educated bird."

    "Oh yeah?", the guy asks, "Then answer this -- how do you hang onto your perch without any feet?"

    "Well," the parrot says, "this is very embarrassing but since you asked, I wrap my willie around this wooden bar like a little hook. You can't see it because of my feathers."

    "Wow" says the guy, "you really can understand and speak English, can't you!?"

    "Actually, I speak both Spanish and English and I can converse with reasonable competence on almost any topic: politics, religion, sports, physics, philosophy. I'm especially good at ornithology. You really ought to buy me. I'd be a great companion."

    The guy looks at the $200 price tag. Sorry, but I just can't afford that."

    "Pssssssst" says the parrot, "I'm defective, so the truth is, nobody wants me cause I don't have any feet. You can probably get me for $20, just make the guy an offer!"

    The guy offers $20 and walks out with the parrot. Weeks go by. The parrot is sensational. He has a great sense of humour, he's interesting, he's a great pal, he understands everything, he sympathizes, and he's insightful.

    The guy is delighted. One day the guy comes home from work and the parrot goes "Psssssssssssst" and motions him over with one wing. "I don't know if I should tell you this or not, but it's about your wife and the postman."

    "What are you talking about?" asks the guy.

    "When the postman delivered today, your wife greeted him at the door in a sheer black nightie and kissed him passionately."

    "WHAT???" the guy asks incredulously. "THEN what happened?"

    "Well, then the postman came into the house and lifted up her nightie and began petting her all over" reported the parrot.

    "My God!" he exclaims. "Then what?"

    "Then he lifted up the nightie, got down on his knees and began to lick her all over, starting with her breasts and slowly going down..."

    "WELL???" demands the frantic guy, "THEN WHAT HAPPENED?"

    "Damned if I know. I got a hard-on and fell off my perch."




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          Jose and Carlos Panhandling for Money?

    find out why Jose makes so much more than Carlos!

    Jose and Carlos are panhandling (begging) on the street. Jose drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage free house and has a lot of money to spend.

    Carlos only brings in 2 to 3 dollars a day. Carlos asks Jose how he can bring home a suitcase full of $10 bills every day.

    Jose says, "Look at your sign. It says: I have no work, a wife and 6 kids to support."

    Carlos looks at Jose's sign. It reads, "I only need another $10.00 to move back to Mexico."




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          More Places to Find Free MySpace Comment Pics?

    these sites kick ass and come blakk frogg approved!

    Looking for other sources of wacky, sexy, crazy, funky, sarcastic and/or sadistically twisted MySpace Comments? Look no further! Use these to find what you're looking for!

  • Sarcastic MySpace -- Find all things sarcastic and funny at this site but watch out 'cuz there's no telling WHAT sort of pics you'll find to post next!

  • Categorized Comments -- Choose from at least 1,200 categorized MySpace Comments ranging from funny to freaky!

  • Americas Best MySpace -- Simple, but funny blog with tons of myspace comment pics of all varieties added all the time!

  • Patriotic Comments -- Show your support for the good 'ole USA by posting Patriotic Comments from this site!

  • Simply Frogg -- Known mostly for the 100's of free jokes, this site also boasts an impressive number of free MySpace Comments to use!

  • Girls for MySpace -- Choose from several hundred pics featuring some really hot Lightspeed Girls and some even hotter Celebrity Glamour Girls!


          Other Stuff? Like What?

    links to some other stuff you might like!

    Show your love and support of Blakk Frogg's web ventures by checking out the unusual stuff for your body at Da' Frogg Store and for those who just love to laugh, well, you need to check out Da' Blakk Frogg Joke Blog!

          Wanna' Support Da' Frogg's Drinking Habit?

    help the ugly amphibian buy more beers and better hook... fishing tackle!

    If you like this or any of his other sites, have a heart and send him a few pennies if you can. Why? Because the more beer money he has, the more web work he'll do!

    Blakk Frogg has no shame in asking for handouts. Spare change, hundred dollar bills, whatever. It all spends the same to him during Happy Hour, bitches! C'ya!

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