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Blakk Frogg Wear?
blakk frogg offers some real world toilet paper advice!
Some of you asked me recently for some advice when it comes to preparing your home for in impending visit from the In Laws. After a bit of research, I developed a foolproof plan that will pretty much guarantee their discomfort:
Stock the guest bathroom with the following toilet paper...
Or, for even more fun and amusement, you can leave them with just enough to.... not get the job done!
Saarcastic Washington Post Love Poems?
The Washington Post had a contest, in which respondents had to write a two-line romantic poem...except that the last line had to be as unromantic.... as the first line was romantic.
1. My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife,
2. I see your face when I am dreaming.
3. Kind, intelligent, loving and hot,
4. Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss,
5. I thought that I could love no other,
6. Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you,
7. I want to feel your sweet embrace,
8. I love your smile, your face, and your eyes.
9. My love, you take my breath away.
10. My feelings for you no words can tell,
11. What inspired this amorous rhyme?
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